~Don't
Worry Be Happy~
Needing a
man is like needing a parachute. If he
isn't there the first time, chances are
you won't be needing him
again.
I don't
suffer from
insanity, I enjoy every minute of
it.
Real
women don't have
hot flashes, they have power
surges.
Consciousness:
That annoying time between
naps.
I get
enough exercise just pushing my
luck.
I didn't
fight my way
to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
O.K. who
stopped payment on my reality
check.
I'm
having an out of
money experience.
I always
wanted to be a procrastinator but never
got around to
it.
Politicians and diapers
have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly and for the
same reason.
Before
critisizing someone, you should walk for
a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll
have their shoes and be a mile ahead of
them when you do.
Just
think, in two days tomorrow will be
yesterday.
One nice
thing about egotists. They don't talk
about other people.
If it
ain't broke, fix it till it
is.
Last
night, I lay in
bed looking up at the stars and thought;
Where the heck is the
ceiling?
(Song)
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