I've
never had a knack for telling jokes.
Somehow, I always manage to take the
best joke and mess it up. I have a bad
habit of wanting to get to the punch
line before it's time, so this is a good
opportunity for me to get some of these
said without screwing them up. I've
tried to include the ones that make me
giggle when I just think of them. I
hope you enjoy this collection as much
as I do.
~Be aware that
some of these may be off the wall or for
the more mature~
I hope
you don't find them offensive, however,
if you do, just skip this section and go
on to the next section of my site. I
have tried my best to clean them up or
alter in places that I thought may
offend someone. In doing so, I have
discovered that there are some things in
life you just can't
change.
O.K., now that we
got that out of the way, let's begin.
I'm sure you will leave here with a
smile on your
face!!!!
