~Wishes~

A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano but can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall man standing on the piano bench playing the tune, Mr. Lonely.
The man thought this was strange so he goes over to the bartender and asks him where the foot-tall man came from.
"Here," says the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp, "Rub This!"
So the man rubs the genie lamp and out comes this genie.
"What do you wish for?" asked the genie.
"A million bucks," the man states quite sure of himself.
The genie says,
"Granted."
He claps his hands and disappeared back into the lamp.
The man looks around, checks his wallet but can't find a million bucks anywhere.
Just at that moment, a million ducks fly through the bar. Astounded, the man says.
"Hey! I didn't ask for a million ducks!"
"Do you think that I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" replied the bartender.

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