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~ANNUAL PHYSICAL~
77 year
old
Morris went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with great
results.Dr. Cohen said,
"Morris, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally,
emotionally and are you at peace with
yourself and have a good relationship
with God?"
Morris replied,
"God and me are tight. We are so close
that when I get up in the middle of the
night, *poof*.... the light goes on when
I go to the bathroom and then *poof*....
the light goes off!"
"Wow,"
commented Dr. Cohen, "That is
incredible!"A little later
in the afternoon, Dr. Cohen called
Morris's wife."Becky," he
said. "Morris is just fine. Physically
he's great. But I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with
God."Is it true when he
gets
up during the night, *poof* the light
goes on in the bathroom and then *poof*
the light goes off?
Becky
replied. "The darn fool! He's peeing
in the fridge again!"
(Song)
~Boot Scootin' Boogie~
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