Lunch At
McDonald'sA young man saw
an elderly couple sitting down to lunch
at McDonald's. He noticed that they had
ordered one meal and an extra drink
cup.The older gentleman
carefully divided the hamburger in half
and counted out the fries. One for him
and one for her until each had half of
them. The old man poured half the soft
drink into the extra cup and set that in
front of his wife.Then the
old man began to eat and his wife sat
watching him with her hands folded in
her lap. The young man
decided to ask if he could purchase
another meal for them so they wouldn't
have to split theirs.The
old gentleman said, "Oh no, we've been
married for 50 years and everything has
always been and will always be shared
50/50."The young man then
asked the wife if she was going to eat
and she replied, "Not yet. It's his
turn with the teeth."
~Nursing Home~One evening
a family takes their frail, elderly
mother to a nursing home and leaves her,
hoping she will be well cared
for.The next morning the
nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty
breakfast and set her in a chair at a
window overlooking a lovely flower
garden.She seems o.k. but
after awhile she slowly starts to fall
over sideways in the chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush over
to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems o.k. but after awhile
she starts to tilt over to the other
side. The nurses rush back and once
more bring her back upright. This goes
on all morning.Later the
family arrives to see how the old woman
is adjusting to her new
home."So Ma, How is it
here?" "Are they treating you
alright?""It's pretty
nice" she replies, "Except they won't
let you fart!"(Song)~I Got You
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