~Now That
I'm Older~~Here's What I've
Discovered~
I
started out
with nothing and I still have most of
it.
I have noticed that my wild oats have
turned to prunes and All
Bran?I
finally got my head
together, now my body is falling
apart.
Funny, I don't
remember being absent
minded.If
all is not lost,
where is it?It
is easier
to get older then it is to get
wiser.It
was all so
different before everything
changed.
Some days your the
dog, some days your the
hydrant.
Nostalgia isn't
what it use to be.I
wish
the buck stopped here, I could use a
few.
It's not the pace of
life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.
It's hard
to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.The
only time the
world beats a path to your door is if
you're in the
bathroom.
It's not hard to
meet expenses, they're
everywhere.
The only
difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth.(Song)
~Mrs. Robinson~Next Page
