~LIFE~
The most unfair thing about life
is the way it ends. I mean life is
tough.
It takes up all your time. What do you
get at the end of it?
~A Death~
What's that, a bonus? I think the
life cycle is all backwards. Let's
reverse things.
You should die
first, get that out of the
way.
Then you live in an old age home. You
get kicked out of there when you are
young enough to start
living on your own.
You get a gold watch and you go to
work.
You work about 40 years until you're
young enough to enjoy
life.
You party until you have
your fill.
And now you
are ready for high school. Your school
work only gets easier as you go. Then
you go to grade school.
You become a little child, you
play and have
no responsibilities.You
become a little baby, everybody loves
you. Now you go back to the womb, and
spend you're last nine months
all warm and snuggly. You are happy and
floating.....
~And then you
finish off as an
orgasm~
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Now doesn't that
make more sense?
(Song)~Is There Life
Out There~
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