If you
throw
a cat out
the window, does it become kitty
litter?Is it true
that
cannibals don't eat
clowns because they taste
funny?What do
they
use to
ship
styrofoam?Before they
invented
the drawing
board, what did they go back to?How is it
possible
to
have a Civil
War?If work is
so
terrific,
how come they
have to pay you to do it?Who has the
job of
splitting all those little peas for that
soup?If the
black
box
recorder is never
damaged during a plane crash, why don't
they make the airplane out of that
stuff?Why is
abbreviation
such a long
word?If an
synchronized
swimmer drowns, do
the rest have to drown too?Why is it
called
tourist season if we
can't shoot at them?And can you
tell me,
just how does a freezer burn?What is
another word
for
Thesaurus?If a mute
swears,
does
his mother
wash his hands off with soap?How come
Chili is so
darn hot?Who's cruel
idea was
it
for
the word
lisp to have a "S" in it?If it's an
upside
down
cake, how come
we eat it right side up?I know
where
to buy
legal pads, but I
have been wondering where I can buy some
illegal pads?Why do we
drive on
Parkways and park on
driveways?I've
been thinking that
maybe the light at the end of the tunnel
is another train."Yikes"
