~Sperm
Count~
A 75 year old man
went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The doctor gave the man a
jar and said. "Take this jar home and
bring me back a sample
tomorrow.
The next day, the
75 year old man reappears at the
doctor's office and gives the doctor the
jar, which is as clean and empty as on
the previous day.
The
doctor then asked what happened. "Well
Doc, it's like
this."
"First I tried with
my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, but nothing. Then
her left but nothing. She even tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with the teeth out and still
nothing.
Hell, we even called the lady next door
and she tried with both hands and her
mouth too, but
nothing."
The
doctor was shocked. "You asked your
neighbor?"
"Yep, but no
matter what we tried we couldn't get
that damn jar opened!"
(Song)
~Oldies But Goodies~
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