~Proud Papa~A Texan went
into a
bar and he bought a round of
drinks for
everyone. He announced that his wife
just produced a typical Texas baby,
weighing a whooping twenty
pounds."Wow," was the
response from everyone in the
bar.Two weeks later the
Texan returns to the
bar.
The bartender
recognizes him and asked, "Aren't you
the father of that baby that weighed
twenty pounds at birth? How much does
he weigh now?"The proud
father answered, "10
pounds."The bartender
said, "Why? I know that babies loose
some weight after birth, but ten pounds.
He did weigh twenty pounds, didn't
he?"The proud Texas father
said,
"Just had him
circumcised!!!"
(Song)
~Sugar-Sugar~
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