~Trees~Two tall trees, a
Birch and a Beech, are growing side by
side in the woods. A small tree begins
to grow between them.The
Birch says to the Beech, "Is that a son
of a Birch or a son of a
Beech?"The Beech says he
cannot tell.Just about
then a woodpecker lands in the
sapling.The Birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a Beech or
a son of a Birch?"The
woodpecker takes a taste of the small
tree. He replies."It's
neither a son of a Beech or a son of a
Birch. That my friends, is the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker
in!"
(Song)~Jive Talkin~
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