- It's being held in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven.
- When you count the fake Spock ears in the room, you have an odd number.
- Ben & Jerry's unveils a weird-tasting new flavor called "Roddenberry".
- Dorks with "Moe" haircuts keep wandering in from the 3 stooges convention down the hall.
- So called starship Enterprise looks a lot like an RV wrapped in paper mache.
- By the time you get there, they've already run out of "spockwiches"
- The keynote speaker is William Shatner's hairpiece.
- The hookers all look like Klingons.
- You keep running into a guy who wants to show you his "phaser"
- Someone yells," Beam me up, Skippy!"
- The winner of the costume contest looks like a cross between Worf and Dr. Frank N. Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show! (Stephanie Smith)
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