1. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
2. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
3. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
4. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
5. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
6. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
7. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
8. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
9. "We brake for cubes!"
10. "Wesley On Board!"