- Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk.
- The ball in Parisis' Squares.
- Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft.
- Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet.
- Scare blind students in Braille class.
- Prop open doors for maintenance crews.
- Lawn decoration in Arboretum.
- Footstool for Captain's chair.
- Entertaining kids in day care puppet show.
- Scare Alexander into doing chores.
- Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift.
- Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank.
- Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research.
- Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards.
- Two words: tether ball.
- Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking.
- Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet.
- Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class.
- Use as nutcracker at Christmastime.
- Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy.
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