- Ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then smacking himself on the forehead and saying "I could have had a V-8!"
- Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he sees a shuttlecraft.
- Playing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the bridge.
- Spotlighting unsuspecting crew members with the glare from his forehead.
- Lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at other life-forms.
- Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if Dick Hertz is there.
- Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show her "a REAL Picard Maneuver".
- Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in the Neutral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"
- Telling crewmembers in menacing, Dirty Harry voice, "Go ahead, make it so".
- Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an away team beams back up.
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