- Steer the ship. (hey, it worked for Geordie and Wesley!)
- Don't go down on the planet with Kirk if you're wearing a red shirt.
- Occupy any position but Chief of Security (Worf's been doing it for six years and he's still only a lieutenant)
- Cleavage is good.
- Tell Picard you think bald men in power are sexy.
- Don't tell Kirk you think that bald men in power are sexy.
- Kill off higher ranking officers and all other people in line for the position you'd like.
- Seize control of the first officer's mind (or the captain's) and take over the ship.
- Sleep with Riker.
- Sleep with Kirk.
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