- No one ever escapes from the Jem'Hadar... until Sisko!
- Q messed with Sisko once and only once.
- No stupid accent.
- Single handily turned Bajor into a major point of commerce.
- Once blackmailed a Ferengi.
- Coolest voice of any Star Trek captain.
- Sisko is known throughout Bajor as a major religious figure.
- Many people have to wait years for a starship command. Sisko went to Starfleet and made them give him the Defiant.
- Never has to worry about bad hair days.
- He threw his girlfriend in jail and she still loves him.
- His son is an up and coming writer.
- Faced the Borg at Wolf 359 and lived to tell about it.
- He and Dax once trashed a casino because they didn't like the games.
- Sisko never said, "Take this cheese to sickbay."
- Sisko never got lost in the Delta Quadrant.
- Sisko doesn't wear a toupee'.
- Sisko kicked Q's butt.
- Sisko never lost a starship to an inferior enemy such as a twenty-year-old bird of prey or a Feringi crusier.
- Sisko doesn't care about Klingon beliefs.
- Sisko can trash a runabout and never have to answer for it.
- Sisko was responsible for the death of a major Bajoran religious figure and never had to answer for it.
- Sisko once out-dealed the Grand Nagus
- Sisko stole Picard's Security and Transporter chiefs.
- Sisko dates regularly.
- Sisko changed the face of the Cardassian legal system just by staring at the judge.
- Sisko set the standard for Starfleet uniforms.
- When Sisko brings the Defiant back from the Gamma Quadrant, the phasers are still smoking.
- Sisko made his Chief of Operations put the Station repairs on hold so he could fix the replicators so Sisko could get a decent cup of coffee.
- Sisko kicks people out of his office regularly.
- Sisko single-handedly started a reform movement on Earth that wiped out homelessness.
- Anytime there is a problem on Earth, starfleet calls in Sisko.
- Sisko would have personally thrown Wesley out an airlock.
- Sisko never has to wear a girdle.
- Sisko can cook up a gormet feast while the culinary highlight on all of the other ships were eggs that no one could eat or leola root.
- Sisko would mop the floor with the Kazon.
- Sisko would've never been in Star Trek V.
- Sisko's first officer would never wear a tattoo.
- Sisko was never once turned into a 12 year old by his transporter.
- Sisko has never been outsmarted by a holodeck character.
- Sisko never mutated into a salamander and mated with his helmsman.
- No one ever stole Sisko's first officer's brain.
- Kira would never beat up Sisko because of a strong mating urge. (Although it would be interesting!)
- Five seasons and Wesley hasn't saved the station (yet)!
- Sisko's son turned an illiterate Feringi into a model starfleet cadet.
- Sisko would've killed the Pakleds.
- Sisko isn't wishy-washy about the prime directive.
- Sisko survived a battle where a galaxy-class starship was blown to pieces in nothing but a partially disabled runabout.
- Sisko intimidated Picard.
- Sisko's dad betrayed Starfleet and never had to answer for it.
- Sisko has mastered look known by all on Deep Space Nine that means, "Don't mess with me today!"
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