The story
So one day James and his friend (who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent) wandered into a downtown McDonald's restaurant. After ordering his standard meal of chicken nuggets, french fries and a coke, James wandered to his seat. About the time James started stuffing his face, a loud transvestite entered the facility, approaching a man sitting at the corner table.
"Give me some drugs." the transvestite demanded.
"I don't do drugs." proclaimed the man.
"Oh yeah?" the tranvestite screeched. "You
smoke crack, motherf**ker! I've smoked it with you."
The man's retort was lost as resteraunt patrons snickered.