"Lodi Stole my signs" "20 Nuggets For 2.99" "Hogan is so old he farts dust!" "Nitro just ran out of fuel" "Mean Gene is my dad" "Scott Hall Cracks me up" (The word 'me' was crossed out.) "Hey Tyson-Bite ME!" "Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?" "CHYNA 4:69" "Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!" "CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS" "THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE" "Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps" "Paging Mr. Ass" "I didnt know what to write" "Bret Hart Humps Cows" "Sting is an evil mime" "Hogan Has Saggy Tits" "Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!" "LODI STOLE MY SIGN" "Goldberg fears competition" "Tits=Ratings" "Raven fears Shampoo" "Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'" "DX's newest members: Chyna's new tits!" "Hey Saturn, where's Uranus?" "Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling" "Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?" "Sable-what's their zip code?" "I hitch-hiked for this match?" "Disco does the two-step" "LOD 2000 (years old)" "I like my Sunny side down" "Hunter Hearst Homo" "WHO FARTED?" "I GOT CHYNA SYNDROME" "Chyna Your The Man!" "WCW sux, Bischoff swallows" "Bitchoff sucks Hogan's ass" "I hate security!" "Vince sucks a fat one" "GIVE ME HEAD" "Big Poppa Pumps Steriods" "I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!" "DX can suck these" "Double J is an A double S" "Double J...Ain't he Gay?" "Nation of Masturbation" "I left my wife for nitro" "I was in Chyna last night and it stunk" "WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!" "WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!" "Trailerpark Trash 4-Life" "Dirty Dallas Page" "OLD-Berg" "Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!" "Kimberly, Feel My Bang!" "Nation of Integration" "Fans fear new signs" "Mable 5:15 (lbs.)" "Paul Bearer collects chins" "NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16" "YOUR AD HERE" "This Space for Rent" "Scott Hall fears Betty Ford" "Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!!" "Jerichololics Anonymous" "Drunk 24:7" "Vince who's your daddy?" "Bret Hart: I've been screwed over a 1000 times" "Give Goldberg a push" "Sable, Got Milk?" "Beer 3:16" "Chyna is my long lost brother" "I hate signs" "El Dandy 4-life" "Sable 24/7:69" "I Need A Girlfriend" "Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night" "Double J is Double Gay" "Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling" "Val uses Viagra" "Will work for Head" "Chyna Rape Me!" "McMahon failed SCU" "Hey Sable suck it!" "We love all 26 Guerreros" "I'm Drunk" "Brisco Blows McMahon" "Goldberg Fears Speeches" "I'd rather be in Chyna" "Venis Has No Penis" "Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA" "Will Wrestle For Food" "Who Booked This Crap?" "I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!" "Your Paying $29.95 For This!" "CHYNA Is My Dad" "Steal Cable TV" "DYSLEXIA 6:13" "LAWLER Fears MAX MINI" "HOGAN Wears Panties" "We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )" "Hey MCMAHON...Bite Me!" "The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole" "Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)" "NWO-Nash Wussed Out" "My mom still likes Goldberg!" "Bishoff for janitor" "Need ratings? Call 1-800-NSMILEY" "Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life" "The LWO stole my wallet" "My dad bought a ho from the Godfather" "The Hardy Boys are my favorite wrestlers" "Val Venis banged my sister" "Shamrocks head exploded" "Austin stole my car" "My sign sucks" "My finishing move is firing your ass" "WWF is Better Than Porn!" "DEBRAS TITS = RATINGS" "WW F'N F" "Sexual Peanut Butter" "Norman Smiley is Warren Moon" "Goldba FAG.....mmmkay" "Happy Hannukah Goldberg" "Goldberg Ate My Balls!" "This is Pretty Damn Good 4 Free Tickets" "Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!" "Goldberg wash that garfedi of your head!" "Goldberg = 2 moves" "Pepe = R.I.P" "Sable: 100% silicone" "Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman" "Boobies Make Me Smile" "COLD BEER" "If Nugget joins The Corporate He'll be a Mc Nugget" "Hey Sable I'll Gladly Suck You" "X-pac=Piss Break" "Debra 36:DD" "Hogan Fears Rogaine" "Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch" "The Rock's cookin stinks!" "We got in through the air vents!" "Gangrel fears Buffy" "Gillberg Fanclub-Population=1" "I ate va-chyna" "Don't goto Bossmans barber" "De-BRA" "WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!" "nWo stole my hubcaps" "The Rock says......TOO MUCH." "Catus Sack" "Bubble Gay Deaf Parrot" "I hate Signs!!!"
