Hey peeps if you have ever wondered what a member of NSYNC's answer machine would sound like, look no further than right here becuse Christine has all you need to get an inside look on what their answer machines might sound like.
Justin
Hey you, what up, dis is da almighty crunk JuJu. If dis is a girl, dis is Justin and da sexy ass Justin will be wit you soon. If dis is Britney, you shouldn't be calling me you little whore! you should go off wit you new boobs and go screw that prince guy, you weren't dat good anyway. If dis is mom, hi mommy, I am sorry I am not home but leave a message and I'll call you back. I dis is someone else, like a teeenybopper, leave me da hell alone, dis is not Justin, dis is Joe Schmoe. I don't know how you got dis number but hane up! Bye!
Lance
Hello, you have reached poofu, Lanceypoo or lancey or James. If you are interested in make up, classes are on Mondays. If this is Cover Girl, thank you for returning my call, I am available for any day except Thursday because I am with Joe- I mean Johanne for a private meeting. If this is mommy, I promise that I will be home for dinner tonight. Bye.
Joey
Hey, you have reached Superman. I am capable of making all of your wildest, kinkiest, dreams and fantasies come true. Just let me know and I will help your dreams come true. If this is Shannon, I am sorry that I haven't signed the custudy papers yet, but you have Jon to help you now. If this is Ashley, I am sorry I haven't called you but Nicolet and Laura came into my life and well... If this is anybody who wants to get busy, any day is good except Thursday because I am with Lanceypoo. Bye.
JC
Hello, you have reached Josh and I am sorry that I am not able to answer your call but I am probably dealing with Chris, Justin and Joey. They probably have found my crac- I mean caffien pills so I need to bring out they toys(crack of a whip). Down Boys! Anyway, leave a message and I'll call you back if I am not asleep by then. Bye.
Chris
Hey, this is the almighty dude and I am sorry I am not available right now. If this is Chrissy, I am sorry I am not able to take your call but I will see you baby later. If you are trying to reach Justin, you've got the wrong number so hang up and try again. I'll see you later and I will, uhhh well, I need to go take my rogain now! Bye.