What I Just don't get about Lance

These are just some mind boggling facts about Lance that I just don't undrstand.

*Why does he constantly remind us that he is from Mississippi?

*Are your eyes blue or green? You seem to say both...

*What state are you from Lance?

*Why do you look so feminine? As a girl you look pretty good, had me fooled.

*Who is his, oh hell, his girlfriend?

*Did you live in Mississippi or was it Minnesota, I can't quite seem to remember.

*Are he and Joey really good friends or more than just that?

*ippississiM or Mississippi...

If you have any more ideas email me, thanks!

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