NSYNC Meets Mary Poppins????????
Justin: Mommy, I want a crunk nanny! Somebody…
JC: Hopefully somebody who can tolerate these boys. I need a break from these guys! I’m about to break out the leashes again, and maybe the whips!
Lynn (Justin’s Mom): Ok, we don’t need to be too harsh with them.
Lance: Somebody with a sense of make-up.
(Suddenly the doorbell rings. What do you know, it’s a lady with a funny umbrella by the name of Mary Poppins.)
Mary: Hello, my name is Mary Poppins and I’m practically perfect in every way.
Joey: Really?
Mary: Yes Joey, really.
Joey looks at Chris: Wow, she knows my name.
Chris: No shit Sherlock, your name is on your nametag that you left on.
Mary: Now, there is no need for profanity
Lynn: Hello, Mrs. Poppins. If you don’t mind me asking, who are you and what are you doing in my house.
Mary: No, Well I’m the nanny. I heard the pleads from these fine young men…
JC: Hardly fine
Mary: And how would you know?
JC: We can just say that I used to be the nanny
Mary: Oh, ok
Lynn: Ok, Mary Poppins, what are your qualifications?
Mary: Well, I will teach these boys how to be fine young men, and I will be very strict with them. As I said, I am practically perfect in every way
Joey: You’re hired!!!!!!!!
Lynn: Joey, calm down dear. I guess I will have to agree with Joey though. You are hired. I’m leaving now.
Mary: Goodbye
Everybody else: Bye Justin’s mom!
Mary: Now, let’s clean up your rooms. Joey, you first.
Joey: Ok
Lance: Now, do really expect us to clean his room
Mary: Yes, we all are going to work together
Justin: Ah crunk dat!
Chris: Ah hell no! You really think that’s going happen? His room is a project within itself!
Joey: Noooooo… if you think mine is bad, we better pray we are still alive when we reach Justin's room.
Mary: Ok boys, let’s just start, so we can go play
(When they enter Joey’s room Mary is disgusted by all of Joey’s porno posters on his walls. The Superman stuff didn’t bother her too much. Justin became very excited, Chris was pissed off, and Joey covered Lance’s eyes.)
Mary: Now, for everything you do there is an element of fun (she suddenly breaks into song) For a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down…
Chris: Ok, we don’t need any songs! We heard JC all morning while he was in the shower.
Mary: Ok I’m sorry. Why don’t we just snap our fingers and the job will become a piece of cake.
Joey: Cake!!!!!
JC: Calm down Joey, it was only a figure of speech
Joey: So there is no cake?
Mary: There will be if you boys finish the job.
Joey: (he suddenly started racing around the room while the rest of the guys just stood and watched) Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
Mary: The rest of you just snap your fingers and the job takes care of itself. (She suddenly snapped her fingers and Joey’s toys found their way to the closet)
Joey: Wow Superman- I mean woman, I wish I could do that.
Mary: It’s quite simple, just put your fingers together and snap
(All of the guys did what she said and succeeded but Joey)
Joey: I can’t do it
(By the time Joey figured it out, the room was clean, as well as Chris’, Lance’s, JC’s, and Justin’s)
Mary: Now it’s time to play.
Justin: Yeah dawg! Let’s play some crunk basketball baby!
Mary: Ok, why don’t we use some correct English dear.
Chris: Dude, we should play football!
Joey: Can we have a snack first
Lance: I gotta stop by Mary Kay to pick up my foundation.
JC: I want a nap
Mary: I think we should fly a kite. When you fly a kite you’ll find that all your troubles just fly away.
Chris: Ah no, I think I’m gonna take a nap too. This kite thing sounds like a crappy idea. Next thing you know, the rainbows will be bursting out and we’ll be called NGAY instead of NSYNC. And I was the one who found the group. (JC pulls out a violin and begins to play sappy music) And then everybody will realize that I’m not so crazy and I’m the old one-
Justin: Ah crunk dat, I hate to break it to ya but da Justin Timberlake is da popular one and da young one! You are da old one Chris. You may have found da group but I made it become da way it is.
Mary: You boys will be the death of me! (She begins to cry)
Lance: It’s ok, why don’t we go to the mall. You’ll find out Mary that shopping is a lot more fun and you can get away from these guys. Besides, it looks like you need to get away, your mascara is running.
Joey: Or you can come with me and I’ll make you feel all better. I will ah… take you to my room and make all your dreams come true!
Chris: I highly doubt that you’ll get any from her anyways. She is too perfect. Actually, she is practically perfect in every way. At least that is what she says. And besides, I have more of a chance of getting anything from a girl than you do.
Joey: That’s not true! Is it? (he looks at JC)
JC: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ …oh yeah…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joey: Justin?
Justin: Umm… I have to agree wit Chris on dis one
Joey: Lance?
Lance: Yup, and besides, I’m from Mississippi and whatever people from Mississippi say goes.
Justin: Crunk dat!
Mary: I’m leaving! On my first day and I can’t control even a 27 year old man. Good day! (She pulls out her umbrella and flies away)
Chris: Was that supposed to mean something? Bye (cough cough) Mary.
Joey: Later Superman!
Lance: Are you sure you don’t want to go to the mall? We could shop for some more mascara and I could pick up my foundation on the way!
Justin: Later!
JC: Looks like I need to get the leashes! Chris go fetch the leashes!
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