NSYNC Goes To Six Flags
(Entering one of the six flags parks)
Joey:Superman! Superman! Superman!
Chris:No way dumbass! Riddlers Revenge!
JC:Shut up both of you!
Joey:Superman! Superman...(fades off)
Crowd:ahhhhhhhh!Oh my god it's Justin!
Justin:Look, every girl here loves me too!
(Girls start running towards Justin)
Lance:Get the hell out of there!!!!!!!!
Justin:No way, now I have more girls!
Chris:F*** You man!
(Justin gets tackled by swarms of girls, the rest of the guys frantically run to the restroom)
Joey:That was close
Lance:Your telling me
(Lance whips around as a guy taps him on the back)
Guy:Hey foxy lady, it seems your lost, but that's ok, I'll help you
Lance:What the hell is your problem! I am not a girl!
Guy:Are you sure?
Chris:Yeah Lance, are you sure?(everybody laughs)
Lance:F*** You Chris!
Joey:Hey, I'm envious of you Lance
(Justin stumbles in while moaning in pain)
Justin:Why didn't you tell me I was so popular here too?
JC:We did Justin! But you were so into the girls that you didn't hear us. And yet, when you saw the girls running towards you, you just stood there. You are such a f****** airhead!
(The guys walk out of the restroom leaving Justin behind. Meanwhile, Chris' wife,Shannon and Lance's girlfriend, Laura are in the park too)
Shannon:So, how is Lance doing?
Laura:Fine, although, unfortunately, he has a huge bump on his head from falling off the stage and into the cameraman.
Shannon:S***!That must have been embarassing for both of you.
Laura:How's Chris... wait, maybe I shouldn't ask
Shannon:He He
Laura:You two are too intimate
Shannon:Let's go on Riddlers Revenge. This talking is getting boring.
(As they get into line, they run into JC, Chris, Lance and Joey. But, instead of acknowledging them, they just ignored the guys)
Joey:I saw a restaurant over there...
Chris:Not until after the ride
JC:No food yet Joey, we just had breakfast 15 minutes ago.
Lance:According to my calcualtions, 15 minutes,22 seconds, 90 milliseconds...
All but Lance:Shut Up!!!!!!!!!!
(Joey starts panicing, no food for 15 minutes, damn! After the ride everybody exits the area)
Chris:Hey Lance, isn't that your girlfriend?
Lance:Where?
Chris:Over there,(he points)the one with the head.
(JC chimes in):That could be anyone s***head!
Chris:Shut the F*** up!
Joey says to Lance: Shhh, tell them to be quiet
Chris:That's my line asshole!
(They all begin to argue)
Lance:Where the hell is my girlfriend?!!!!!
Chris:Fine, follow me.
(Chris takes Lance over to the two girls, Laura and Shannon)
Chris:Surprise her, Shannon told me that always excites a girl
Joey:Really? That works? Yeah!
(After a quick stop at the nacho stand, he runs to the nearest girl)
Joey:(with nacho cheese slopping off his face)Hey baby!
Girl: Ahhhhhhh(She runs away as fast as she could in fear)
Joey:It didn't work Chris!
Chris:Dude, we didn't say that it would work for people in your case!
(Anyways)
Chris:Just do it Lance
(Lance walks up to Laura, puts his arms around her waist and started to hum Everything I Own into her ear)
Laura:Is that you Lance?
Shannon:Hey Laura, you are so lucky. If Chris did that to me, I'd melt away. Hey Lance, is Chris here?
Lance:(Trying not to sound obvious)Ummm...no
(Lance signals Chris to meet him over at the bathroom)
Lance:I'll be right back Laura
Laura:Alright
(Lance runs over to the bathroom)
Lance:Your wife is here too.
Chris:No Way
Lance:It's as true as I'm standing here
Chris:Shit!
Lance:She's with Laura
Chris:Ok, I know what to do
(The guys go back to the girls while Chris lags behind with JC and Joey, evetually he catches up)
Chris:(wraps his arms tightly around her waist and begins to hum I Drive Myself Crazy(...He Baby...(and continues)
Shannon:(Looks over at Lance) Thanks Lance
Lance:No problem
(The group reaches Superman and JC and Joey catch up)
Joey:Oh my god, IT'S SUPERMAN!! WE have to go on this
JC:No way
Shannon:The Line is a mile long, and takes three hours while your at it
Joey:I don't care, I promise I won't beg for food
Lance:Sounds good to me
Joey:YESSSSS! Wait, I feel something, MASSIVE ORGY!
Chris:Shut the f*** up Joey!
Lance:Yeah, we don't give a shit about your sexual feelings towards superman!
Everybody:Yeah
(1 hour later, Chris and Shannon are making out, Lance and Laura are slow dancing, Joey waits impatiently and he has to pee)
Joey:I have to go Chris
Chris:Can't you see I'm busy
Joey:Sorry, JC (whining)
JC:Go on your own, the bathroom is over there.
Joey:But, must stay for Superman(He can't hold it any longer, he runs to the bathroom)
(Two ours later)
Chris:Let's play cherades!
JC:Ok, wastes time
Joey:Ooooo... me first(He makes a Superman shape with his body)
Laura:Gee, I wonder, Superman
Joey:Yup, your turn!
(Laura starts to dance like Chris in I'm Crazy For You)
Shannon:Chris!
Chris:What?
Shannon:No babe, that's who Laura impersonated
Laura:Your turn Shannon
(Shannon starts to act full of herself and tries to curl her hair)
Chris:mmmmmmmm...Justin
Shannon:Yes
Chris:Shannon, what's in your purse?
Shannon:Stuff... make up, spray etc.
Chris:Good, lemme borrow it
Shannon:Ok
(Chris starts to put on powder, lipstick and almost mascara)
Lance:Chris! What the hell are you doing? And besides, you are putting the lipstick on wrong
(everybody smiles but Lance)
Lance:What?
(Chris smiks at Lance)
JC:(looks at Lance)Gee, I wonder
(Everybody laughs at Lance)
Lance:(he finally figures it out)F*** You Chris (He attempts to hit him but only pulls through with a wussy hit)
Joey:Shit! We are almost there!
(As they board the ride)
Joey:Are we there yet? Are we there yet!
Everybody:No!!!
JC:I told you this was a bad idea
Shannon:The ride is only 10 seconds max
Chris:Shannon, I have an idea(He kisses her)
Lance:What, cut of your hair asshole!
(The ride starts and Joey becomes arroused)
Joey:I can feel the power!!!!!(He sees Superman at the top)Oh My God! It's Superman! Stop the ride!
(The ride is over)(Leaving the park that night, they find Justin on the grassy area with Britney Spears caring for him)
Justin:F*** me baby one more time
Britney:Shhhh... maybe if your lucky, oh what the hell
Shannon:You know, I always have hated her!
Everyone:Dito
Chris and Lance:Let's hurt her
Shannon:Lemme help
Chris and Lance:Ok
Shannon(goes up to Britney):Hey bitch, you know, you are the biggest slut I've ever seen
Justin:Yeah, with me
Lance:No, she means that she is such a slut that she has even f***** Joey!
Justin:Is that true? Yuck
Joey:Yeah! Hey wait a minute, hey!!!!
Chris:You know, that quote hit me baby one more time, well it's about to come true
(Lance, Chris and Shannon start to attack)
Britney:What? Aaaahhhh!!!!!!!
Justin:You saved me
Chris:Bye(He walks away with Shannon)
Lance:Oh Justin, are you ok?
Justin: Get the hell away from me!!
Laura:Lance, you are with me
Shannon:My life is complete
Everybody else:Mine too
Chris:Time to go home
Joey:Why?
Chris:(looks at Shannon)Are two kids need tending And so does the garden?!
Laura:Oh god, you two definately have a strong relationship
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