*NSYNC Bedtime Prayers
When you here thank you's from NSYNC, they always thank god. But do our boys actually pray every night before they go to bed? Well according to what I've got here, they do! Let's find out what they say!
2:00 a.m. Joey gets ready for bed
All hail that superman god upstairs! Hey, God, it's me Joey. I've been a bad boy and sinned for the 50th time today. I first didn't pay my child support bills which were due this morning. And then JC yelled at me for eating our last box of cereal. And god, Justin was pissed off too. He went balistic! Tonight I went out clubbing and follwed a few girls home. I was bad and forgot the condoms again. I hope she doesn't get pregnant. Oh, I just got a call from Sue and found out that I got her pregnant. Please god, save me from this hell! Oh yeah, please help me pay of these damn bills. And please bless Shannon, Ashley, Laura, Christine, Annette, Sue, Samantha, Blair, Denise, Erin, Frances, Gina, Heather, Lauren, and Lancey poo- oh I mean Jennifer. Amen
6:00 p.m. JC begins to pray before he takes his beaty rest for the third time today
Dear God, It's me JC. I have had a very stressful day. First of all, I had to put up with the fight between Joey and Justin this morning at 5:00. Joey had eaten the last box of apple jacks and Justin went crazy on him. I resolved that by putting Justin and Joey in their bunks for an hour. Secondly, I ran out of my caffine pills and will probably not survive tonights wake up calls. Chris attempted to braid my hair and Lance put a face mask on me while I was sleeping today. Due to my lack of sleep today, I have bags underneath my eyes. I think I'll ask Lance tips on how to rid them. God, please give me a brake with these guys. Or I might need to use the leashes again. And please let Joey get a girlfriend that he doesn't need to have sex with every night. And one other thing, please let Lance get that Cover Girl Contract. Amen
12:00 a.m. Justin finally gets back and into bed.
Hey waz up almighty equal to me god, it's da crunk almighty Justin. Damn, dat Joey fruit ate my last Apple Jacks. Those is like my soul food! Den, dat JC came in and broke my fight wit Joey. Chris actually had a good night and met some fine girl that didn't come to me first! I think that chicks name was Christine. Damn, waz up wit dat! Am I losin' my thing. I even showed her my wife beater! Oh well, I met dis gal named Ashley and we had a good time wit eachother. Oh yeah, dat Britney chick called me again. I told her dat da Britney Spears isn't worthy enough to be da Mrs. Justin "Crunk" Timberlake! Waz I too harsh? Oh well, I'm gonna go to sleep and find out if I just had a bad day. Hey, what da hell am I talkin' about, I'm da almighty crunk Justin! Peace out!
1:00 a.m. Chris gets back
Hey almighty god dude, it's crazy Chris. I'd like to thank you for making my wish come true. Tonight I met this totally dude chick, Christine. Justin was soooo jealous that a girl went for me and not him. Quite frankly, so am I! It must be your dudeness power that helped make my wild and CRAZY night. I think I'm in love with that girl. So, I still need to go to the chiropractor and get my back worked on. I think I'm also gonna stay up and watch those stupid info mercials with Joey tonight. I need to get something that will stop my hair from receding. Please bless Christine and her friend Ashley. Signing out, Crazy Chris. Amen
11:00 p.m. Lance finishes putting on his guacomole face mask and begins to pray
Dear God, it's me Lancey poo. I feel so guilty that I had to go back to rite aid and get another shade of lipstick. I also had to return my new eye shadow because Joey didn't like the shade of purple I picked out. You know, I thought Joey and I were going great until I found that he was seeing other people. Please save our relationship. And please let Cover Girl call back, I have called them 20 times this week and they still haven't called back. Amen
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