ARCHIVE OF DEFINITIONS

CALUMNY

Pronunciation - \KA-lum-nee\
Part of Speech - noun
Definition
*1 : a misrepresentation intended to blacken another's reputation
2 : the act of uttering false charges or misrepresentations maliciously calculated to damage another's reputation

MOE'S Example

At first, the newspapers and media in general painted a flattering portrait of the man. Handsome with boyish good looks, highly educated yet humble, very polite and well-schooled in the art of social etiquette, and from a good family whose contributions to the community were generous and genuine. It's little wonder, then, that women were often drawn to him. Looking back at those early impressions, one cannot help but think about the shocking deceit. For if CALUMNY is to slander wth malice, then here was the opposite - to heap praise upon the avatar of evil. He charmed many an innocent young soul - before beheading them. Yes, we have learned much from Ted Bundy.

Literary Example:
"In the opinion of most people his frank debonair manner, his charming boyish smile, and the infinite grace of that wonderful youth ... were in themselves a sufficient answer to the CALUMNIES, for so they termed them, that were circulated about him." (Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray)

ETYMOLOGY

"Calumny" made an appearance in these famous words from Shakespeare's Hamlet: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go." "Calumny" had been in the English language for a while, though, before Hamlet uttered it. The term first entered English in the 15th century, and came from the Middle French word "calomnie" of the same meaning. "Calomnie" came from the Latin word "calumnia," (meaning "false accusation," "false claim," or "trickery"), which itself comes from the Latin word "calvi," meaning "to deceive."

BAROQUE

Pronunciation - \buh-ROKE or buh-RAHK\
Part of Speech - adjective
Definition[s]
1 : of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of artistic expression prevalent especially in the 17th century that is marked generally by use of complex forms, bold ornamentation, and the juxtaposition of contrasting elements often conveying a sense of drama, movement, and tension
*2 : characterized by grotesqueness, extravagance, complexity, or flamboyance

"To be BAROQUE is to have no MONET". [courtesy of Diana C's husband, Paul]

MOE'S Example:

Petunia Porckchop married into money, as was her wish. She gathered about her great hordes of interior designers, architects, and stylists of all stripes, in her plan to build a fine BAROQUE castle with huge gargoyles, towers, domes, and whatever struck her tasteless fancy. Inside, her dining room featured a mahogany table, twenty feet in length, and the surface of this table was inlaid and carved to her specifications: grotesque caricatures of her former husbands, ten in all, shown in the throes of death, the contortions that poisonous ingestion tends to induce. Her current husband, fifty years her senior, loathed the extravagance, and particularly shuddered when dinnertime arrived, at which point he would once again be forced to survey the hideous BAROQUE details of the table. He loved Petunia despite her many flaws, yet the old man was not too senile or foolish as to realize his face could be the next to adorn the table.

Perhaps that is the reason there was a new sous-chef hired every three or four months, for, by order of the patriarch and unbeknownst to his scheming wife, it was the job of the sous-chef to sample a liberal helping of the old man's meal every evening prior to serving. One night, however, the sous-chef fell ill and was unable to work. And today, that infamous BAROQUE dining table has eleven caricatures carved ornately into its storied surface. Petunia eats there alone but she has made her "eligibility" known in her social milieu. Bon appetit, Petunia.

ETYMOLOGY

"Baroque" came to English from a French word meaning "irregularly shaped." At first, the word in French was used mostly to refer to pearls. Eventually, it came to describe an extravagant style of art characterized by curving lines, gilt, and gold. This type of art, which dated from about 1550 to 1750, was sometimes considered to be excessively decorated and overly complicated. It makes sense, therefore, that the meaning of the word "baroque" has broadened to include anything that seems too ornate or elaborate. Labeling something "baroque" is usually uncomplimentary now, despite the fact that it was certainly a legitimate art form in its time.

WHAMMY

Pronunciation
\WHAM-ee\
Part of Speech - noun
1 a : a supernatural power bringing bad luck b : a magic curse or spell
*2 : a potent force or attack; specifically : a paralyzing or lethal blow

MOE'S EXAMPLE: Somehow I knew that trip to Haiti last winter was a bad idea. It wasn't just the infamous water that put the DOUBLE WHAMMY on me, either - those wicked paranoid runs to the toilet and the jungle fever with its horrid hallucinations. Was it just a dream, or did I really see that voodoo mama sticking pins in the little doll, the handsome, comely little replica of my own fine self? Little Me, if you will. For, back home in the first world, the tech market has come crashing down upon my skull [the one pinned by Lady Voo], and my Volvo thinks it is a Volkswagen Beetle. Beware of the DOUBLE WHAMMY, I warn you now - stay away from the groves of Papa Doc. Oh, and I'd avoid Cuba just now, too, if you catch my drift.

Dictionary Example:

"The nation's working poor have been hit by another whammy," said the senator, referring to a recent tax hike.

ETYMOLOGY

The ultimate origin of "whammy" is not entirely clear, although it is assumed to have been created by combining "wham" ("a solid blow or impact") with the whimsical "-y" ending. The first example of "whammy" in print was in 1940, but the word was popularized in the 1950s by the cartoonist Al Capp in the comic strip "Li'l Abner." His character Evil-Eye Fleegle could paralyze someone with the sheer power of his gaze. The "single whammy" was a look with one eye, and the fearsome "double whammy" used both eyes. As you may know, "double whammy" has found a place in English as a general term as well; it means "a combination of two adverse forces, circumstances, or effects" -- in other words, a one-two punch.

AMBROSIA

Pronunciation
\am-BRO-zhuh\
Part of Speech
noun
1 a : the food of the Greek and Roman gods b : the ointment or perfume of the gods
*2 : something extremely pleasing to taste or smell
3 : a dessert made of oranges and shredded coconut

MOE'S Example: One person's plain and mundane food can be another's AMBROSIA, a gourmet treat befitting divinity itself. For instance, when I was a young tadpole, I thought peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on Wonder bread were the treat of the gods, a sweet and crunchy AMBROSIA that adults somehow failed to appreciate. Now, as an adult, I still treat myself occasionally to this indulgence [now on dark rye] although it has lost its status as AMBROSIA, that position now taken by Cherries Jubilee. Mmmmmm.....

A Literary Example:

"We feasted that evening as on nectar and AMBROSIA; and not the least delight of the entertainment was the smile of gratification with which our hostess regarded us, as we satisfied our famished appetites on the delicate fare she liberally supplied." (Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre)

ETYMOLOGY

"Ambrosia" literally means "immortality" in Greek; it is a derivative of the Greek word "ambrotos," meaning "immortal," which combines the prefix "a-" (meaning "not") with "-mbrotos" (meaning "mortal"). In Greek and Roman mythology, only immortals -- gods and goddesses -- could eat ambrosia. Those mythological gods and goddesses also drank "nectar," which, in its original sense, refers to the "drink of the gods." (Even today, you'll often find the words "ambrosia" and "nectar" in each other's company.) While the "ambrosia" of the gods prevented death, we mere mortals use "ambrosia" in reference to things that just taste or smell especially delicious.

GADZOOKERY

\gad-ZOO-kuh-ree\
Part of Speech - noun

: the use of archaisms (as in a historical novel)

MOE'S Example:

"Get rid of the GADZOOKERY," DC's editor cautioned. "The character Mirabella can perfectly well say 'please' instead of 'prithee.'" Actually, there is the question of whether Mirabella even has a character; she is more of a caricature in this fiction. GADZOOKS! Watch out for anachronisms when you write about the past.

"Gadzooks . . . you astonish me!" cries Mr. Lenville in Charles Dickens' Nicholas Nickleby. We won't accuse Dickens of gadzookery ("the bane of historical fiction," as historical novelist John Vernon called it in Newsday magazine), because we assume people actually said "gadzooks" back in the 1830s. That mild oath is an old-fashioned euphemism, so it is thought, for "God's hooks" (a reference, supposedly, to the nails of the Crucifixion). But it's a fine line today's historical novelist must toe, avoiding expressions like "zounds" and "pshaw" and "tush" ("tushery" is a synonym of the newer "gadzookery," which first cropped up in the 1950s), as well as "gadzooks," while at the same time rejecting modern expressions such as "okay" and "nice."

AD HOMINEM

Pronunciation
\add-HAH-muh-nem\
Part of Speech
adjective

1 : appealing to feelings or prejudices rather than intellect
*2 : marked by an attack on an opponent's character rather than by an answer to the contentions made

MOE'S Example: Instead of defending his own record, George Bush struck back at his opponent, John McCain, with AD HOMINEM tactics, such as television smear commercials and mass telephone campaigns with negative messages. It reminds me of fond memories of mom. If I didn't clean the mess in my bedroom, she used to tell my girlfriend I still sucked my thumb and wet my bed. To this day, though, my bedroom is immaculate. And what has all this to do with George Bush, you may ask. Nothing at all actually, except my mom used to keep me in line with AD HOMINEM strategy, bless her.

"Ad hominem" literally means "to the person" in New Latin (Latin as first used in post-medieval texts). In centuries past, this adjective usually modified "argument." An "argument ad hominem" (or "argumentum ad hominem," to use the full New Latin phrase) was a valid method of persuasion by which a person took advantage of his or her opponent's interests or feelings in a debate, instead of just sticking to general principles. The second sense of "ad hominem" appeared only in the 20th century, but it is the sense more often heard today. The word still refers to putting personal issues above other matters, but perhaps because of its old association with "argument," "ad hominem" has become, in effect, "against the person."

VERTIGINOUS

PRONUNCIATION
\ver-TIH-juh-nuss\
PART OF SPEECH
adjective

1 a : characterized by or suffering from vertigo or dizziness b : inclined to frequent and often pointless change : inconstant 2 : causing or tending to cause dizziness 3 : marked by turning : rotary

MOE'S Example:

In Moscow, we saw "Swan Lake" from the VERTIGINOUS perspective of the Bolshoi Theatre's uppermost balcony. But Natasha and I met some Russian mafia on the way home, so that put a bit of a damper on my planned romantic evening. In fact, as I strolled home alone and fantasized about the lovely Natasha, my lusty reveries made me VERTIGINOUS and a cabbie almost ran me down in my dizzied, disoriented state. Next time, I think I'll cook her dinner at home!

"It is generally necessary to avoid crowded rooms and the vertiginous influence of the dance," one 19th-century medical work advised. We're not sure what condition this advice was aimed at, but it may well have been "vertigo," a disordered state characterized by whirling dizziness. "Vertiginous," from the Latin "vertiginosus," is the adjective form of "vertigo," which in Latin means "a turning or whirling action." Both words descend from the Latin verb "vertere," meaning "to turn." ("Vertiginous" and "vertigo" are just two of an almost dizzying array of "vertere" offspring, from "adverse" to "vortex.") The "dizzying" sense of "vertiginous" is often used figuratively, as in "vertiginous medical discoveries may drastically change life in the 21st century." Many of you will recall Hitchcock's film, "Vertigo", a masterpiece and one of MOE'S favorites.

ABRACADABRA

It's ancient, first mentioned in a poem by Quintus Serenus Sammonicus in the second century AD. It is believed to have come into English via French from a Greek word abrasadabra (the change from s to c seems to have been through a confused transliteration of the Greek). It originated as a secret and mystical word with a Gnostic sect in Alexandria called the Basilidians (named after their founder Basilides of Egypt). It was probably based on Abrasax, the name of their supreme deity (Abraxas in Latin sources), but is sometimes said to have been constructed from the initial letters of three Hebrew Words: Ab, the father, Ben, the son, and Acadsch, the holy spirit.

It was used as a charm, written in the shape of a triangle on a piece of parchment worn round the neck, and was believed to have the power to cure toothaches, malaria and other scourges. And Abraxas itself was said to have magical powers of its own, as a word that represented the number of days in the year, 365. This was derived by adding up the numerical values of its seven Greek letters by a process called gematria. For this reason, it was often engraved on amulets and precious stones.

APPLE OF [ONE'S] EYE

This evocative phrase turns up both in the King James Bible: "He kept him as the apple of his eye" (Deuteronomy), and in Shakespeare: "Flower of this purple dye, / Hit with Cupid's archery, / Sink in apple of his eye", (A Midsummer Night's Dream). But it's older than either of these, almost as old as the language, since the first recorded examples can be found in the works of King Alfred at the end of the ninth century.

At this time, the pupil of the eye was thought to be a solid object and was actually called the apple, presumably because an apple was the most common globular object around. So the apple of one's eye was at first a literal phrase describing the pupil. Because sight was so precious, someone who was called this as an endearment was similarly precious, and the phrase took on the figurative sense we retain. King Alfred actually uses it in this way, and presumably it wasn't new then.

Our modern word pupil, by the way, is from Latin and didn't appear in English until the sixteenth century. It's figurative in origin, too, though in a more self-obsessed way. The Latin original was pupilla, a little doll, which is a diminutive form of pupus, boy, or pupa, girl (the source also for our other sense of pupil to mean a schoolchild.) It was applied to the dark central portion of the eye within the iris because of the tiny image of oneself, like a puppet or marionette, that one can see when looking into another person's eye.

MOE'S EXAMPLE - Even though Darva Conger accepted Rick Rockwell's thirty-five thousand dollar wedding ring and was fully aware of the intention of Fox's "marry a millionaire" concept, she stated that she had no physical attraction to him whatsoever; Rick was not THE APPLE OF HER EYE! She used her new-found fame, however, rto make a small fortune posing for a Playboy centerfold. Fair enough, Darva, but can you say "gold-digger", hmmmm?

"PEANUT GALLERY"

- in the context: "That is enough from the peanut gallery".

It has a theatrical origin, and goes back to America at the end of last century. The peanut gallery was the topmost tier of seats, the cheapest in the house, a long way from the stage. The same seats in British theatres were, and still are, often called "the gods" because you are so high you seem to be halfway to heaven, up there with the allegorical figures that are often painted on the ceiling. On both sides of the Atlantic, these seats attracted a less affluent class of patron, with a strong sense of community, often highly irreverent and with a well-developed ability to heckle - hence, the modern figurative meaning.

A significant difference between the American and British theatres is that American patrons ate peanuts; these made wonderful missiles for showing their opinion of artistes they didn't like.

Most Americans of a certain age [hi, fellow boomers] will know the phrase because it was used in a slightly different sense in the fifties children's television program, the Howdy Doody Show. It was the name for the ground-level seating for the kids, the "peanuts", though the phrase was almost certainly derived from the older sense. They were just as noisy and irreverent as their theatrical forebears, or indeed the groundlings of Shakespeare's time, with a liking for low humour and a total lack of sense or discrimination.

Babel or babel

Pronunciation - \BAY-bul or BA-bul\
PART OF SPEECH - noun

1 : a city in Shinar where the building of a tower is held in Genesis to have been halted by the confusion of tongues
*2 : often not capitalized: a confusion of sounds or voices b : a scene of noise or confusion

MOE'S Example:

My aunt Delilah holds her renowned semi-annual Tupperware party with much pomp, ceremony, and a barbecue, the latter an event she rigorously attempts to snare me into performing. I mark this nasty bit of business religiously on the kitchen calendar with big red stars and a solid alibi as to why I, most regrettably, would not be available on that date to barbecue for the usual gaggle of blue-haired Marge-Simpsonesque matrons.

Recently, however, my cunning aunty turned the proverbial tables on me. She changed the date without informing me, so that I came strolling in the door one Saturday afternoon with every intention of squandering the day with my webtv. I opened the door and there they were, a herd of dimple-pinching septuagenarians engaged in a BABEL of separate gossipy conversations. There was no way out. Hari kari seemed extreme. Moments later, I was flipping burgers, mumbling expletives, and wondering where I had gone wrong. But all I could hear was the BABEL of schizoid voices in my aching head.

Etymology

The story of the Tower of Babel comes from the Bible, specifically, Genesis 11:4-9. It describes an attempt by Noah's descendants to build a giant tower that would reach to heaven. God interrupted the project, however, by causing the builders to begin speaking different languages. Construction of the tower ceased, and the people were dispersed over the earth. The account of the Tower of Babel, which may have been inspired by an actual tower in Babylonia, is generally read as an attempt to explain the diversity of languages on earth. The story has also given English a word for any situation that calls to mind the noisy chaos that would surely have ensued as the workers first tried to communicate using different languages.

PIG IN A POKE

ETYMOLOGYAs my Oxford English Dictionary puts it, this expression means "to buy anything without seeing it or knowing its value." Most people might wonder what a "poke" is, or what a pig would be doing in one.

That's not surprising, given how rarely one sees a "poke" these days. The "poke" in "pig in a poke" is an archaic word for "bag" or "sack." When you went to market hundreds of years ago, you'd most likely come home with your purchases in such a "poke" -- not one of those filmy and annoying things you get at supermarkets today, but a proper sack, made of burlap or canvas or the like.

Since merchants at the farmers' markets of 14th century Europe varied in their honesty, a smart shopper would be careful to check the poke he was handed to be sure that it really contained what he had paid for. Such caution was especially important in the case of "big ticket" purchases such as a live suckling pig, since unscrupulous merchants were not above substituting a stray cat of the appropriate weight for the pig in the poke handed to an unwary purchaser. The phrase "don't buy a pig in a poke" -- originally purely practical advice for 14th century shoppers -- eventually came to be used as a warning applicable to any situation in which we are asked to accept an unfamiliar object or idea on faith.

By the way, can you guess what other common phrase came from the moment when the dishonest merchant's ruse was revealed and the unlucky buyer learned the true nature of his purchase? That's right -- "letting the cat out of the bag."

MOE'S EXAMPLE

Elmer went to the farmer's market to buy some fresh pork and a cheery vendor offered him a bargain, with the warning, "Now, don't let the cat out of the bag, Elmer, or everyone and his dog will demand my half-price deal. But for you, my friend, this pre-wrapped bag of pork is half-price." The package was huge. Elmer liked a bargain and he trusted the chatty vendor, so he paid the man and proudly walked off with his purchase.

At home, he handed the package to his wife to cook for dinner and went out to feed the chickens and to chase off the ferrets who had been a nuisance in the county.

At dinner that evening, his wife remarked about the chewiness of the meat, "I think you bought us A PIG IN A POKE, here, Mr. Frugal. "I've never tasted ferret before but it must be the other white meat." Elmer replied, "well, that vendor did mention something about not LETTING THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG." Never buy A PIG IN A POKE or you might have to ferret out whether you, your wife, and everyone and his dog has cat in his gut. [And you thought "Fatal Attraction" was stomach-turning with that pet rabbit stewing away.] Benji, where are you, boy?

GARRULOUS

Pronunciation[s]
garrulous • \GARE-uh-lus or GARE-yuh-lus\ •
PART OF SPEECH - adjective
1 : pointlessly or annoyingly talkative
2 : using or containing many and usually too many words

MOE'S Example:

Charlie the chatterbox they called him in sixth grade, a GARRULOUS child who believed in never using one word where twenty will do. I met him again recently, some twenty years later, and he's become the antithesis to his childhood personality - now a quiet, soft-spoken, laconic man. I think the change may have something to do with his wife, Morticia - a GARRULOUS woman who could talk the ears off a cornfield. Poor Charlie probably can't get a word in edgewise.

Dictionary Example: "With a few judicious revisions, a good editor can often transform GARRULOUS writing into elegant prose."

Anyone who has ever been plagued by a babbling chatterbox will know that a garrulous individual can be tedious indeed. Next time you are trapped by one, perhaps it will help to distract yourself by thinking about the history of the word "garrulous." It's an old word, one that has been part of English since at least 1611. It derives from the Latin verb "garrire," which means (no surprise here) "to chatter" or "to babble."

DESULTORY

PRONUNCIATION - \DEH-suhl-tor-ee\
Part of Speech -
1 : marked by lack of definite plan, regularity, or purpose
2 : not connected with the main subject
3 : disappointing in progress or performance : sluggish

MOE'S Example:

University freshmen and sophomores often go through a period of indecision and frustration when they cannot decide on a major. They apply only a DESULTORY effort, jumping back and forth in a plethora of obscure, unrelated courses with no clear goal of where they are heading academically. This DESULTORY and willy-nilly wavering disappears when they eventually discover a true passion, which may become a life study or vocation.

"His studies are very desultory and eccentric, but he has amassed a lot of out-of-the-way knowledge which would astonish his professors." (Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet)

The Latin word "desultorius," the parent of "desultory," literally means "of a circus rider who leaps from horse to horse." "Desultorius" comes from the Latin verb "desilire," meaning "to leap down." It makes sense, therefore, that someone or something "desultory" jumps from one thing to another. A "desultory conversation" leaps from one topic to another, and doesn't have a distinct point or direction. A "desultory student" might skip enthusiastically from one subject to another but never develop a great deal of knowledge in any particular area. A "desultory comment" is a digressive one that jumps away from the topic at hand.

DEUS EX MACHINA

Pronunciations
\DAY-uhs-eks-MAH-kih-nuh or DAY-uhs-eks-muh-SHEE-nuh\
PART OF SPEECH - noun
1 : a god introduced by means of a crane in ancient Greek and Roman drama to decide the final outcome
*2 : a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty

MOE'S Example:

Unlike Hollywood movies, which often tend to provide poetic endings, Custer was not rescued by any such DEUS EX MACHINA at the battle of Little Big Horn. In the movies, god-like characters played by John Wayne or Gary Cooper, would save the day against incredible odds; they acted as the DEUS EX MACHINA in such movies. This device is less often used in more serious current film or plays, where realism replaces the "happy ending", yet genres such as romantic comedy will always require a variation on the ancient DEUS EX MACHINA.

ETYMOLOGY

The Latin term "deus ex machina" is a translation of a Greek phrase of the same meaning, and means literally "god from the machine." "Machine," of course, refers to the crane that held the god over the stage in ancient Greek and Roman drama. The practice of introducing a god at the end of a play to unravel and resolve the plot dates from at least the 5th century BC; Euripides (circa 484-406 BC) was one playwright who made frequent use of the device. "Deus ex machina" has also long been applied to unexpected saviors or to improbable events that bring order out of chaos; for example, the arrival of the U.S. Cavalry just in time to avert tragedy in a western film.

KITSCH

PRONUNCIATION - \KICH\
PART OF SPEECH - noun
: something that appeals to popular or lowbrow taste and is often of poor quality

MOE'S Example:

Luis Jimenez -- who works the line between art and KITSCH as well as anyone -- has created an entire Texas honky-tonk out of cutout figures. Similarly, my friend Billy-Bob collects KITSCHY velvet Elvis wall coverings and has a whole zoo of plastic flamingos adorning his front lawn.

ETYMOLOGY

"Loud plaid purses . . . festooned with pompoms are in such bad taste, they're good." Featured at a Greenwich Village shop whose "owner's keen eye for kitsch" (Elle, November 3, 1988) was responsible for the inventory, such items intimate what kitsch isn't -- fine art -- and what it aspires to do -- appeal to certain tastes. Not limited to paintings on velvet or plastic flamingos, since the 1920s "kitsch" has been our borrowed German word for things in the realm of popular culture that dangle, like car mirror dice, precariously close to being rubbish. The highbrow's trash is the kitsch collector's treasure, however. Eiffel Tower pepper grinders and dashboard hula dancers make some folks cry "Eureka!"

MALAPROPISM


PRONUNCIATION
\MA-luh-prah-pih-zuhm\
PART OF SPEECH - noun
1 : the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase; especially : the use of a word sounding somewhat like the one intended but ludicrously wrong in the context
2 : malaprop : an example of malapropism
Example sentence:

Paul, who was given to blurting out malapropisms, said the lecturer had rambled too much and gone off on a "tandem."

Mrs. Malaprop, a character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals, was known for her verbal blunders. "He is the very pine-apple of politeness," she exclaimed, complimenting a courteous young man. Thinking of the geography of contiguous countries, she spoke of the "geometry" of "contagious countries," and she hoped that her daughter might "reprehend" the true meaning of what she was saying. She regretted that her "affluence" over her niece was small. The word "malapropism" derives from this blundering character's name, which Sheridan took from the French term "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate."

AVATAR
Part of speech - noun
Pronunciation - \AV-uh-tahr\
*1 a : an incarnation in human form
b : an embodiment (as of a concept or philosophy) often in a person
2 : a variant phase or version of a continuing basic entity

MOE'S Example: To millions of people around the world, Mother Teresa was an AVATAR of selflessness, piety, and generosity. By contrast, Hitler was the AVATAR of evil.

ETYMOLOGY The concept of avatars has been around for centuries. The word "avatar" traces to a Sanskrit term meaning "descent," and in Hinduism it usually refers to one of the ten human or animal forms the god Vishnu would assume when he descended to earth to combat evil. When English-speakers first adopted the word, they used it in a sense similar to the original Sanskrit term, but "avatar" has been broadened and generalized considerably to cover many kinds of representations of people or ideas. These days, it is often used in cyberspace contexts, where it refers to on-screen representations (sometimes accurate and sometimes fanciful) of the person operating the computer or the character a person portrays in an on-line game or chat.

RECIDIVISM

\rih-SIH-duh-vih-zuhm\
Part of Speech - noun
: a tendency to relapse into a previous condition or mode of behavior; especially : relapse into criminal behavior

MOE'S Example: RECIDIVISM among pastry and chocolate lovers who try to limit their intake is high. There is a rumor that Honeybuns aka Private Pastry, who had been doing so well on her low-sugar diet, fell into RECIDIVISM while baking home-made moonpies for the fiftieth wedding anniversary party of Kari and Larry. She scarfed down ten marshmallow moonies before General Alpha and the MALLRAT militia arrived upon the pathetic scene and dragged her off to the cooler. At her court martial, Colonel Claw advised community service rather than kp duty, wisely recognizing the high risk of RECIDIVISM among MALLRATS who are left alone in the kitchen.

"Recidivism" means literally "a falling back" and usually implies "into bad habits." It comes from the Latin word "recidivus," which means "recurring." "Recidivus" itself came from the Latin verb "recidere," which is a composite of the prefix "re-" and the verb "cadere" (meaning "to fall") and means "to fall back." "Recidivists" tend to relapse, or "fall back" into old habits and particularly crime. "Deciduous" and "incident" are two other English words that have roots in "cadere." "Deciduous" comes from verb "decidere" ("de-" plus "cadere"), which means "to fall off." And "incident" comes from "incidere" ("in-" plus "cadere"), which means "to fall into."

QUIXOTIC

Pronunciation: kwik-'sä-tik
Function: adjective
Etymology: Don Quixote
Date: 1815

1 : foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action
2 : CAPRICIOUS, UNPREDICTABLE
synonym see IMAGINARY
- quix·ot·i·cal /-ti-k&l/ adjective - quix·ot·i·cal·ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb

MOE'S EXAMPLE: He courted his true love in an old-fashioned, QUIXOTIC way he thought she would love: opening the car door, kissing her hand, and taking her on surprise picnics. It was only later that he discovered his wallet was missing.

AFFECTATION

  Part of speech: noun
Syllables: 4 - af-fec-ta-tion
Pronunciation: ae fihk teshEn
Definition: 1. falseness or superficiality of appearance or behavior; pretense.
Synonyms: pretense, pretentiousness pretentious, affectedness affected, artificiality, artificial
Similar Words: unnaturalness, unnatural, posturing, posture, sham, show
Definition: 2. a specific instance of such pretense.
Synonyms: mannerism, pose, airs, show
Similar Words: imposture

MOE'S EXAMPLE: A brave member of the MALLRATS went undercover to infiltrate the troll and hacker community whose members had been disrupting his newsgroup. He took on the AFFECTATIONS of these parasites: the false posts promising friendship and a desire to belong and help others. For the newsgroup members, this person was not the gentleman they thought they had known and he could not tell them without exposing his undercover mission.

Were all his previous acts of kindness merely AFFECTATION rather than the genuine man they had thought him to be? After two months, he came forth and posted the reason for his change of behavior, his mission, and the members were much relieved and proud of his noble intentions. He was, in the end, a true MALLRAT, without AFFECTATION.

MARTINET

Pa rt of speech: noun
Syllables: 3 - mar-ti-net
Pronunciation: mar tih neht
Definition: a person who enforces very strict discipline, esp. in the military.
Derived Words: martinetish, adj.

EXAMPLE: President Eisenhower was a fine leader during the post-war era, although those who worked closely with him often remarked that his military bearing could sometimes mark him as a MARTINET

ASSIDUOUS

Part of speech: adjective
Syllables: 4 as-sid-u-ous
Pronunciation: E sI ju ihs
Definition: 1. persistent and unremitting; constant.
Definition: 2. persevering and tireless; diligent:
Synonyms: serious (1), efficient (1), systematic (2), pragmatic (1), ), businesslike (adj)
Similar Words: precise, thorough, orderly
Example: an assiduous worker.
Derived Words: assiduously, adv. ; assiduousness, n. ; assiduously, adv. ; assiduity, n.

MOE'S EXAMPLE:
When the newsgroup members decide to engage in a project, each person works ASSIDUOUSLY until a close-to-perfect result has been achieved. It's a team effort and works with great consistency.

INNOCUOUS

PART OF SPEECH - ADJECTIVE
DEFINITION - harmless, innocent

MOE'S EXAMPLE: Private Forrest Gump was a good-hearted, patriotic, simple man, INNOCUOUS in that he would never wish malice to come upon a fellow human being. He is the embodiment, the incarnation, of all that is true and good about humankind, despite our inherent flaws, and therefore provides us with inspiration and hope in a world full of hate, war, evil, tragedy. His INNOCUOUS character is what makes him and Spielburg's movie so touching.