This might be hard to read but I got this from a mailing list.

<< Backstreet vs N'Sync
> > > >Announcer one: "Good evening and welcome I'm Johnny Gilmore" >
> >Second guys cutting in > >Announcer two: "And I'm Nick Diamond and this
>is CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH > >Johnny: "AFter millions of letters from
>viewers..." > >Nick: "We thought what the hell let's have Backstreet Boys
>and N'Sync >duke it out once and for all!!" > >Stone Cold Steve Austin
>coming and sits with Johnny and Nick > >Nick and Johnny: "Welcome Stone
>Cold" > >Stone: "I'm just here to watch those pansy called boy bands tear
> >themselves apart" > >Nick: "Well let's bring them all out" > >Referee:
>"In the left cornor...you know them from that masturbation >video Quit
>playin Games....BACKSTREET BOYS" > >Crazed fan #1: "Nick Nick Nick Nick"
> >Nick Carter: "Thank you thank I know you're all here to see me 'cause
> >I'm so darn hot with my blonde...." > >AJ comes and slaps Nick in the
>face. > >AJ: "They like me you fag I'm the one with the good hair." >
> >Nick: ::starts whimpering:: "Don't hurt me AJ, I love you" > >Stone
>Cold: "shut up you bastards I wanna see a fight" > >Referee: and in the
>right cornor...you know them as the boys that ripped >off the Backstreet
>boys...NSYNC!!! > >N'Sync: "Cause we want to kick some ass" (in tune with I
>want you Back) > >Referee: I wanna see a fair clean fight...GET IT ON!!! >
> >Justin starts coming on to Nick > >Nick: <starts frailing his arms
>around> "leave me alone!!!!! Brian help >help!!!!!!" > >Justin: "I just
>want your glasses so I can be just like you Nick!!" > >Brian comes and
>uppercuts Justin in the face > >Nick: "thank you Frick-baby" <winks at
>Brian> > >Brian: <whispering> "not in public" > >AJ starts pulling Chris by
>his dreadlocks > >AJ: "why you gotta be like me?" <punch> "did Donna set
>you up to this?" ><punch> "out of all the N'Sync to copy off me why they
>pick the >ugliest?" ><punch> > >Howie starts yanking JC's hair out of his
>head. > >JC: "You're tearin up my hair, cause you hate me, and when you
>yank it >out I feel it too" (in tune to Tearin up my heart) > >Howie: "I
>hate that fucking song" <starts ripping harder> > >Kevin starts talking to
>Lance > >Kevin: "Me and you should join forces and start our own group....I
>mean >they never let us sing give us small parts to sing..." > >Lance:
>"Yeah I just pretend to look good even though I look albino and >no one can
>tell the difference!" > >Joey starts pounding Brian > >Joey: "take that you
>gospel boy!! no one cares about your damn choir you >were in" > >Nick jumps
>on Joey > >Nick: "Leave my....leave Brian alone you fatass" > >Kevin walks
>over to Joey and taps him on the shoulder > >Joey: "What you bullshit boy?"
> > >Kevin: "He's...my..cousin...I've..known him all my life...he's
> >...my...cousin" > >Everyone stops to look at Kevin and look at him
>funny....then they go >back to their pounding. > >Justin: "Nick I love you
>man!!! Did you know me and you sing leads?? or >that we were born on the
>same month??? we two days apart!!! even though >I'm a year younger". >
> >Nick clubbers Justin's nose > >Nick: "There now your nose is even bigger
>than before" > >Lance starts prancing around the ring > >Lance: "I love to
>prance...my name is Lance...I am a hick...Me and Kev >got no dick.." >
> >Kevin runs over and slams down on Lance > >Lance: "Hey I thought we are
>loser buddys" > >Kevin: "so maybe my buldge in QPG's video was so big why
>you gotta go >say I got no dick" > >Two balled up socks fall from Kevin's
>pants. > >Kevin's eyes dart left to right > >Kevin:
>"Hey...where...did...those...two....socks...come..from?" > >JC: "Hey
>everyone look at Howie's chiapet hair" > >JC points to Howie's Jeri curls
>and the audience laughs > >Howie: "Hey everyone what does JC stand
>for....JUST CRAP" > >The audience starts booing > >Crazed fan#2: "HOWIE
>SUCKS WE WANT NICK NICK NICK!!!" > >Just then 98 degrees and Five enters
>the ring > >Backstreet Boys: "Who the hell are you guys??" > >N'Sync: "Yeah
>we're suppose to be the copiers of BSB NO FAIR!!" > >Five: "We're five...we
>ugly British Spicegirls wannabes but we had a >sexchange to men...cause
>Boybands are ruling > >98: We're just some guys....we have one good
>song....we don't know why >were here....one of us is cute...and the others
>are just there > >Crazed mob of fans: "Hey look new boybands...they're
>pretty hot...lets >get them. > >A hundred girls run into the ring and tear
>apart the 98 degrees and >Five. > >Crazedfan#1: I got his hand!!!! I am
>gonna sleep with it forever!!!!l > >Crazedfan#2: I got someones ear!!!! >
> >The mob franticallly grab all the body parts they can and run back to
> >their >seats. > >AJ: "well that was so dope that it was wack and trippy
>at da same time" > >Joey: "hey I'm the guy that's suppose to be tough" >
> >Joey rips AJ's hoops out of his ears > >AJ: "That's reserved for the
>European fans you ASS > >AJ pounces on Joey and beats the crap out of him >
> >Chris quickly superglues his dreadlock on to his head > >Aaron Carter now
>enters the ring > >AC: "Hey everybody JUST SHAKE IT" > >Nick looks at him
>in disbelief > >Nick: "you little shit you're trying to steal the spotlight
>from me!!" > >AC: "Mom always loved me best...and in 7 years I'll be hotter
>looking >that you!!" > >Nick: <sobs> "no mommie!!!" > >The audience starts
>doing the shake it dance. > >Nick lifts Aaron up and starts swing him by
>the hair and throws him into >the side of the audience marked "Euro fans
>only" > >Aaron: "NIcky!! Noooooo" > >Euro fans begin shreading Aaron to
>pieces > >Hanson runs into the ring > >Taylor: "We're here to reclaim our
>best teenybopper band group title!!" > >Ike: "Yeah...what the cute one
>said!! > >Zac: <starts giggling> "I look like the olsen twins!! > >Brian:
>"No we have to stay number one!!" > >Brian lunges for Taylor and starts
>yanking at his hair > >Ike: "not the hair!!! without the long blonde locks
>we're nothing!!" > >Zac: "Hey keebler elf over here!!" <Zac taunts Brian> >
> >Brian lunges for Zac > >Justin all bruised and bloody gets back up and
>walks over to Nick. > >Justin: "you know I ever dye my hair blonde like
>yours!!" > >Nick's last blow to the head, made Justin's head fly over to
>the >audience > >Justin's head plops down in some girls lap > >Justin's
>head: "God must of spent a little more time on you!!!" > >N'sync hater#1:
>"Eww N'Stink" > >She takes the head and squishes it with her foot. > >Stone
>Cold with fury runs up to the stage. > >Stone Cold takes out all the N'Sync
>pounding them all out to their >deaths > >Stone Colds looks at Hanson funny
> > >Stone: "Who the hell are you faggots?" > >Taylor: "WE're Hanson...our
>last album sucked so we've been shunned from >MTV >until now to reclaim our
>popularity" > >Zac: "yeah and I look like the Olson twins" > >Ike: "I just
>play the guitar" > >Stone: "I'm gonna kill you three...CAUSE STONE COLD
>SAYS SO!!" > >Stone cold grabs the Hanson and throws them in to the Euro
>audience > >The Euro fans tear them apart > >Refreee: "That's the
>fight...the winners BACKSTREET BOYS!!" > >Little did the refree know that
>BSB were fighing amoungest >themselves.... > >AJ: "why don't you ever show
>your stomach!!!! or does mommie not let >you!! > >Nick: "leave me alone"
><starts to cry> "I just dont wanna" > >Howie: "why you talk so slow Kev you
>stupid or something???" > >Kevin: "No.............................I'm not"
> > >Brians little chicahua runs onstage. > >AJ drop kickes the chicahua
>into the Euro audience > >The Chicahua gets torn apart > >AJ: "I hated that
>little shitball!!!" > >Brian: "Noooooo Tykeeeee" > >Brian lunges for AJ and
>grabbed his sunglasses off his eyes > >AJ: "Noooooo I'm melting
>....melting....." > >AJ melts into a puddle of goo > >Howie comes and pulls
>at Nick's hair > >Howie: "if I cant have good hair no one can!!" > >NIck:
>"noooooo" > >Howie pulled out what happened to be a wig. > >All the Nick
>fans faint > >Howie: "so thats how you got it so good!!" > >Nick starts
>sobbing and runs off stage > >Brian: "I'm coming sugar" > >Brian runs after
>Nick > >The Crazed Nick fans wake up and ran after Howie > >Crazed fan #1:
>"Howies hot now guys!!!! NICK sucks!!" > >Howie: "yes finally some love!!!"
> > >The fans chase Howie off the stage. > >Kevin remains standing there >
> >He walks over to the camera and looks into it > >Kevin: "Hey look I've
>got my own show" > >Nick diamond: "well that's all the time we have
>left...GOOD FIGHT" > >Johnny: "and GOOD NITE!" >>