No Sex on The BSB Tour Bus

Ladies and Gentlmen
piece of advice for you; No matter what they tell you, there is no sex
on
an
BSB tour bus, none. Oh there’s BSB on BSB tour bus, but you want
sex, and there’s no sex on an BSB tour bus.
Don’t go to after parties ready to give ass, sure Backstreet boy's inside,
but
you’re
not the only one trying to get your freak on. There’s professional
hoochies
tryin too.
If a boy talks acts black, and talks black, but is white, he’s an Oreo.
If a
man acts 16, and looks 16, but tells you he’s 27, he’s having a mid-life
crisis.
Get rid of that stupid ass Superman tat.
Britney Spears couldn’t have possibly been with Justin all those times,
Jamie Lynn was doin some of that shit.
Young men, if you give your girl a necklace and she breaks up with you,
let
it slide. Why spend the next 30 days in juvinelle retention because some
jock
stole your genie in a bottle.
Wife beaters; there ain’t nothin wrong with that .
No matter what you think, of what I’m saying, remember this, there is no
sex
on an BSB tour bus.
If a famous person is bitchy, they won’t be famous that long. They’re to
bitchy to realize they’re askin for a beat down.
If a girl always bares her mid-drift, she’ll probably suck your dick.
If a guy looks like Ronald McDonald, he’ll probably suck your dick
Here’s a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarious-you’re gonna die
Leo-you’re gonna die
Taurus-you’re gonna die
Libra-You’re gonna die
AJ-you’re gonna die FUCKIN'
No man goes to a Britney Spears concert for her singing.
If you’ve been dating a man for four months, and you travel with his
four
best friends, you are a groupie.
some of the things I’ve said may not apply to you, some of the things
I’ve
said might have offended you. But no matter who you are, you must
remember
this one thing; no matter what a bodyguard says, there is no sex on an
BSB's
tour bus, none.