138 Ways to Tell If You Are Obsessed with The Backstreet Boys!!
1.You know how to play every one of their songs on every single
instrument
2. Crying at night becomes a habit.
3.You know all their blood types.
4. You can't get to sleep at night because you don't know which
throw pillow
to sleep on.
5.You make your own BSB collage and hang it up in your room.
6.There is not one spec of wallpaper in your room because they
are filled
with BSB posters.
7.You have made specially designed waxed figures of all the BSB.
8.You taped all there videos on MTV.
9.You have every BSB special on tv taped.
10.You play every video in slow motion and memorize there every
single move.
11.You send them threatening emails saying that they have to
marry you.
12. Your screen savers or desktop themes have to do with the BSB.
13. You have your own BSB website and that is all you work on.
14. Your screen name on AOL or anywhre else is Backstreet.
15. You have each of the BSB t-shirts and where a different one
every single
day.
16. You name your pets Nick, Brian, Howie D, Kevin, or AJ.
17. You light candles in your room and dress in black, turn off
the lights
and hum all their names.
18. You build an alter in honor of the BSB.
19. You come up with this list.
20. You turn on Nickolodeon expecting to see the BSB.
21. You have joind every single BSB fan club.
22. You are the president of every single BSB fan club.
23. You think, If I think about your favorite BSB maybe I will
have that
dream again.
24. You have your wedding all planned out.
25. Your plan is to go and kidnap Brian's chihuahua named Tyke
and hold him
for Ransom just to
meet Brian.
26. You and your friends fight over which one of the BSB is
officially yours
and which one your
going to marry.
27.You know which BSB sings lead role in EACH song.
28. You have memorized all there songs and how long each of them
are.
29.For a history project you carve there faces in mount rushmore.
30. You right I love AJ, Nick, Kevin, Howie, or Brian all over
your homework
assignments.
31.You wait by your phone ALL day expecting one of them to call.
32. You have written poems about all the BSB and sended them into
BOP or
Teen Magazine.
etc..
33.You think about them constantly.
34.Their songs are stuck in your head ALL day.
35.You surf the web all day looking for nude photos of them.
36.You stock them on their tours and follow them around the whole
US.
37. You won't date anyone unless its a BSB or looks like a BSB.
38. You keep a HUGE photo collection of the BSB in your secret
hidding place
in your room and
look at them for hours.
39.You have joined every BSB webring on the NET.
40. Your tounge is glued or stuck to your wall from drooling over
BSB
pictures.
41. You buy every singal magazine with them in it.
42. U carve there faces in your mashed potatoes.
43. Whenever you are at a resteraunt and you here a BSB song you
get up on
the table and start
dancing.
44.You wait by the radio all day hoping to here one of there
songs, and if
they don't play it you
threaten the radio station.
45You set your alarm clock so that it plays a BSB song when you
wake up in
the morning.
46.you go on MTV and kick all the 12 Angry Viewers asses for
giving the song
Everybody a low
rating live on TV.
47.On your answering machine you have a BSB song playing in the
background
with you singing.
48.When you take tests you start writing down lyrics to there
songs for the
answers because their
songs are stuck in your head.
49.You make your boyfriend wear CK One and if he doesn't you dump
him.
50.At Concerts you try to find a way to get on stage and proclaim
your love
to one of them.
51.You find people in Teen or Bop Magazines who like the BSB and
you mail
them telling them
to stop liking them or else you will come and kill them.
52.You have left your family a goodbye letter telling them you
won’t be back
because you have
devoted to finding the BSB
53.Your closet is full of Tommy Hilfiger cloths.
54.You Stock your fridge with there favorite drinks.
55.You higher BSB look-a-likes to play there songs at your
parties.
56.You make those stupid signs like Go Kevin, or We Love you Nick
and bring
them to their
concerts.
57.You get in a fight at a concert because somebody wont switch
better seats
with you.
58.If the BSB come to your town you throw a parade in honor on
there
presence.
59.You order there favorite food and send somebody to a hotel
with a note:
You guys Rock and
are the coolest. We love you!!! XOXOXO.
60.You come up with dances to all there songs.
61.You go out with guys that have the name Kevin, Brian, Howie,
Nick or AJ.
62.You send threatening letters to the director of there next
video telling
them that you HAVE
TO BE in there next video.
63.You hunt down every extra female in a BSB video and kill them
individually.
64.You find and gag there dance director and take over her place
when the
guys have a dance
lesson.
65.You copy down every single word they say on there All Acess
Video.
66.You start a scene in a store because your parents won't let
you get a BSB
magazine.
67.You have memorized the All Acess Video.
68.Your goal in school this year is to make everyone like the
BSB.
69.People ask you " Why do you keep pics of the BSB in your
locker?" you
say, " I can't live
without them."
70.Instead of studying for school you study the BSB official
book.
72.You leave your marking on a bathroom stall:KTBSBPA!
73.Your notes in school look like this:
-KTBSBPA
-I Love B-Rok!!!
-A.J
-Kevin
-FRICK AND FRACK ARE MINE
-BSB FORVER!!!
-SWEET AND SEXY HOWIE
74.Instead of doing homework you think of more ways your
obsessedwith the
BSB.
75.Your Christmas wish list this year looks like this:
My Want List
1. 10,000 BSB posters
2. BSB t-shirts
3. Every single one of there videos
4. Howie
5. A.J.
6. Nick
7. Brian
8. Kevin
9. A front row seat ticket to one of there concerts
10.Meet the BSB on MTV's fanatic
76.You make Ty Warner make specialized beanie babies that look
like the BSB.
77.You are still reading this list.
78.You come up with more ways to more ways to be obsessed with
the BSB and
email
me.-Please?????
79.one word, skinage
80.You try and get N Sync likers to stop likeing them and like
the BSB...
81.You send 1,000 messages to Carson, telling them that the BSB
have to be
on
Total Request, just to see ur message on tv live.
82.You stay at Mcdonalds all the time just to catch a glimpse of
the BSB.
83.Email bomb people or send them viruses just because you think
that they
might have copied
your idea.
84.One word, skinage.
85.one word, wetage.
86.In chat rooms you spend time convincing people that you are a
BSB.
87.Your depressed because your boyfriend dumped you for somebody
who likes
your favorite
BSB.
88.There are a million BSB links under favorites in your Internet
menu.
89.Your brother is pissed off at you because you have filled up
all your
hardrive space with BSB
pics and if he wants you to take them off you threaten him by
harming the
computer.
90.You pretend you are a BSB and leave messages in peoples
guestbooks.
91.One word leatherage.
92.You do a report in school about the BSB.
93.In school the only equations you do are these:
wetage+skinage=the BSB.
94.At Halloween you and friends dress up like the BSB did in
there video
Everybody.
95.You have boughten 2 gargoyles and named them Bill and Phill.
(A.J.'s
brothers!!!)
96.At dinner time you have to have rats running all over your
table.
97.You are EVEN still reading this list.
98.One word, sparklage.
99.You offer your collage savings for a table that the BSB have
sat on at
Mcdonalds.
100.You worship the dirt they walk on and keep it in a jar on
your dresser
table.Everynight night you kiss the jar.
101.All the above items on this list apply to you!!!!!!!!
102.)All the below items on this list apply to you!!!!
103) You've memorized every single song on their album verbatim
104) You sometimes worry about warping your BSB CDs from playing
them too
much
105. You have multiple copies of the BSB CD (just in case… u
never know when
it'll come in
handy…)
106.Everybody knows you LOVE the BSB… your parents, your
friends, your bus
driver, your
teachers, your neighbors…
107. You can't get through one day without the BSB… (much
less an hour)
108.If there were a BSB movie, you would go see it, no matter
what ANYBODY
sed…
109. You have every possible recording of the BSB (talk shows,
radio
interviews,commercials,
their videos… etc.)
110. You take your video camera and tape your computer screen so
u can have
a
backup copy of that music video u downloaded
111.You have all the BSB albums and you listen to them all at
least once a
day…you’ve also downloaded all their other songs from
the internet (you also
have all the
lyrics… commited to memory)
112.) You beg your dad that u need a color printer to print out
'A+ Reports'
113.) You can tell their voices apart
114. You go to BSB sites in foreign languages
115. You threaten to beat up people who diss the BSB (but u don’t
want them
to like 'em too much and steal ur backstreet boy!)
116. Your mom can sing As Long As You Love Me by heart too!
117. Your friends don’t want to talk to u coz all u can talk
about is the
BSB
118. Even your brother sings along when Everybody comes on the
radio…
119.You have a BSB website…
120. Those of you in Speech and Debate… u hope they had some
topics about
the
BSB?
121.You would rather meet your fave BSB than Leonardo DiCaprio,
or Matt
Damon, or WHOEVER anyday!
122. You sing BSB songs in the shower
123.You can actually relate to these
124. You think Nick is finer than Leonardo DiCaprio
125.Your parents threaten to take away your BSB stuff if you don’t
shut up
about them
126. You order those pre-teen obsession magazines for the BSB pix
and
posters…
enduring all that ick about Hanson, Spice Girls, etc… ew!
127. Your friends all think your obsessed
128.You've memorized the Everybody dance in the music vid…
and you make your
friends dance it with you
129.You want to start your own band… (the Backstreet Girls?)…
so u can
become
famous and meet the BSB
130.You answer to Mrs a) Carter b) Littrell c) McLean d)
Richardson e)
Dourough, and you call
him your hubby
131.You accidentally write the wrong last name on your paper
132. You wanna take the banner
133.You like other singer(s) and are still be completely loyal to
the BSB…
134. You would be in therapy until you were 30 if the BSB broke
up before
they were 30…
135. You write the BSB every once in a while and hope they write
back…
136.Your e-mail addy or your screen name or wateva hasta do with
the BSB…
137.You always write KTBPA in yearbooks 'n stuff like that
138.You would have saved 'bout $2000 if u hadnt bought all that
BSB
stuff...
