Yeah...
We are on fire.
We have desires.
But one is "that way".
One Backstreet Boy's gay.

But we don't want to be mean.
Since now he's a queen.
Don't ask, please,
Which Backstreet Boy's gay.

Tell me who--
Ain't sayin' that it's A.J.
Tell me who--
Ain't sayin' that it's Howie.
Tell me who.
I never wanna hear you say
Which Backstreet Boy's gay.

Now I can see him
He's in women's clothes,
But he don't need an I.U.D.
He likes Village People.
He's playin' croquet.
His dog is a Pekinese.

He is on fire.
His back perspires.
Won't say--
Won't say--
Won't say--
Who's gay!!!

He's always sayin'
"Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache."
Ain't nothin' but a fruitcake. (LMAO!!!!)
I never wanna hear you say
Which Backstreet Boy's gay.

Tell me who--
Ain't sayin' that it's Brian.
Tell me who--
Ain't sayin' Nick or Kevin.
Tell me who.
He's bakin' up a souffle.
Which Backstreet Boy's gay?

Okay...
We're *all* gay.