Ok... it's Alex. As you all know by now, I'm on heavy amounts of JC's "caffiene" and Justin's "happy juice." Now these 2 combined make me see things. I mean, pretty things, but still, delusional things. And my absolute favorite board game growing up was CandyLand. I'm sure you've all noticed just how much crack the designers of that game were on, but I loved it. *Maybe it's cuz I'm on crack too...* So, to get to the freakin point already, it's late, I'm runnin low on ideas and "caffiene," so I bring you:
Thank you. Now I'm not gonna go through an entire game for you. It's 1:00am, I just got home from dancing in Cinderella about 2 hrs ago, and I'm dead tired. *did I say that already? I dunno...* Ok, so I'm just gonna tell you where they all get stuck or die or whatever, and who wins. K? k. Good.
Justin: Starts out all ghetto rapper style, gets ambushed by the purple gumdrops, and runs off screamin for his mommy. MOMMMY!!!! Help!! The teenys are dressed in purple and they're comin' after MeeeeEEEEeeee!!!!!
JC: Gets lost in the "sugar factory." Mysteriously, he is never found. OooooOoooOOo!! There's just SO MUCH!!! Aaaahhh....*sniff-snort-sigh-psycho-giggle*
Joey: Eats everything he sees, and is unable to roll his fat ass out of the game. Can't keep himself from eating long enough to lose the weight he has gained. Is forever doomed to stay in CandyLand. *Not such a bad fate, by the way* Yummmm... I should stop eating *takes a bite out of a peppermint stick* but I really can't. *chews on chocolate dog* It's just so good. *eats some more*
Chris: Chris is acting like a kid in a candy store, literally. He wanders off with Busta, who is eating almost as much as Joey. Almost. They get trapped in the Chocolate Quicksand. Both Chris and Busta try to eat their way out, but only get really hyper and bloated, which makes them sink faster. Oops. I KNEW I shoulda stayed still or sumthin. Ahhh... who cares. Tell *gurgle* my *blubbered* mom *muffled* I love...
Lance: He sweet-talks the Lollipop Princess and she gets him out of CandyLand. Of course, she expects something in return as they leave CandyLand, but only gets a peck on the cheek and a quick explanation. You see, I'm a gentleman. The Princess' Thoghts: Dammit, Lolli. You just HAD to go help him out. Even though you KNEW he was gay...
So that's my lil twisted *N Sync in Crack- errr... CandyLand story. Short and sweet, I know, but hey, what're ya gonna do. It's late, my "candy's" gone, I'm goin to sleep yo! So, "Until the Pillowcases Come to Trial," Luv Ya, Alex. *Quote from my friend Chow*
