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Hey Sexy!
My E-Mail from "Chris"

  Hey peoples! It's Alex... and I just got the freakiest weird as hell... but FUNNY e-mail. Why do I always get these? Anyhoo... it cracked me up beyond belief, so I decided to share it with ya. Feel special. Oh, and the E-mail addy is real... lol, that's one of the funniest parts. Everything is exactly as it was sent to me. Enjoy!

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2000 15:49:03 -0800 (PST)
From: Lance B sir_lance_a_hot@yahoo.com
Subject: hey sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: GinyNaBotl@yahoo.com


Hey woman.
This is Chris, you know chris kirkpatrick, your new lover.
Yeah so you think I'm hot now eh, cool. You are the one with the head right?? Here is a hot new pic of me and the group.

Yeah my new fave singing dude is KID ROCK!!!!!!!!! He's like, "My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!" sO at our next concert before we sing "I drive myself crazy" You can check me out goin, "MY NAME IS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!"

COOL EH??

Wanna see a pic of some hot chick that Justin has been bangin lately????

Hot eh???
Maybe with my hot new 'do I might be hittin that. Right......

Joey has been workin on a new song called "Joey in a bottle"

So far it goes,
"If you want an STD, baby come and git wit me, I'm a Joey in a bottle you gotta rub my junk the right way honey, cum cum cum cum on and whip it out." We still haven't decided if it should be on the new album or not.

Lance has a new beanie baby, he named it Toby, he names them all Toby, even the gorilla.

This is the pic that is going on the album cover, I know it's not of us but since I had the idea for the group I get the say and since I'm so funny this is going on the cover, Justin was pretty pissed he wouldn't be on the cover but we will just say that the guy with the construction hat is him, someone will believe it and we will say the other one is Joey.



Seeya Later babe
Love
Chris Kirkpatrick

LoL! Interesting, eh? Yes, I know that's not Chris, I'm not an idiot. It's a girl who just e-mailed this to me out of the blue, and I asked if I could put it up. She said ya, and here it is. Thanks "Chris"! Lata Kiddies!
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