I'd probly chase Justin around with a pair of weedwackers. "Heeeeere JuuuuJuuu... come on now... I proooomise it won't huurt..." *That fro is seriously startin to bug me.*
I'd be completely blunt with JC about his alleged drug addiction and bad teeth. "So do you chew the crack or sumthin?" *I have no shame*
I'd bring Joey a Buns and Abs of Steel tape. Although he'll probly just watch it for the girls, maybe he'll get the hint.... or is that too much to ask of his *ahem* occupied mind.
"Yea Lance... we know you're from friggin' Mississippi!!!"
"No Chris... you're not that funny.... But you're a Libra and you're lookin good, so gimme some love!" And then, before leaving, I would slip him one of those "1,001 Hilarious Jokes!!" books.
Yea... that'd be fun...ny. LoL... I can just picture myself, a 5'9" 125 lb. 16-yr-old runnin around chasin Justin with a pair of weedwackers.... oh my.