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*N SYNC's Dates for New Year's Eve

Hey Everybody! Alex here... contemplating what I'm gonna do to ring in the new year. So I'm thinking about it, and then *being random like Jan... luv ya gurl!* I started wondering what, or who, the fab five would be doing. So here goes...

Of course we know that they're gonna be in hawaii partying their asses off... lucky bastards... but with who? And as you can probly guess, this sections gonna be about that. Aren't I a creative genius? *not one word...*

Lil Boy Blue: Justin probly took the phrase "Don't playa-hate, participate!" just a lil too far. Got himself 5 dates, all skanks. Britney, Veronica *Finn*, Melissa Joan Hart *ehh... she turned kinda skanky when she started chillin with brit*, Topanga *she dumped Lance for him... poor lil PooFoo*, and the rest of Innosense *they're just one collective skank*. Now JuJu's thinking to himself, "Yea.... Org-AY!!" but, lo-and-behold *don't ask* Britney hooks up with 3 random guys, Innosense decides to "pleasure themselves," Melissa tracks down britney and snags one of her guys, and Topanga goes runnin back to Lance after seein him get his "swerve on" with some random hoochies. Poor lil J-J... thinkin he's got no1 to "kiss him at midnight," he goes off and mopes to himself. But then he remember he's Justin Timbalake, yo! and grabs himself a random chickie. All's well that ends well, right?

JCrack: JC decides to spend the night in the bathroom with Jerome and his stash. He simply tells the guys that he's gonna go find someplace quiet and "sleep." They all give him a weird look... and then remember who it is. JC gives Jerome a call, but Jerome blows him off. Poor Josh, eh? NoooOOOooo.... *come'n, I'm not that evil* Christina Aguilera decides to pay her old MMC buds a visit, and discovers that JC was gonna spend it "sleeping." Christina's not havin it. So JC ends up spendin NYE with the Genie in a Bottle. Aren't they a cute couple?

PooFoo: Lancey-Poo decides to use his new and improved hot look, and new-found singledom, to his advantage. He goes to a club and starts freakin with ever girl in sight. As he's in the middle of gettin his groove on, Topanga shows up. She practically goes on a rampage throwin these girls to the side. She gets to Lance and scolds him for being a "bad, BAD boy" *oOOooOOOoo...Lance... being bad... yummm... nevermind...* Lance simply takes a swig of whatever-is-in-that-bottle, and goes right back to dancing with the random sluts that are all over him. Topanga gets all huff and shnap *bitch* and stalks out of the club. GO LANCE!! *ya... I know you were expectin some kind of "Lance is gay" scenereo, but I feel bad for the guy... he's not gay... he's hot...lol*

The-Hottie-Formerly-Known-As-Scuzz: Chris is kind of uhh.... too old to be a playa, lol, so he takes his girlfriend out and they have fun. Nuff said.

Sure-Eats-A-Lot: Joey goes out with a couple of "his bitches" and eats a couple of restaurants. *Did I say "eats restaurants"? ...Ya, ok, good... I thought I said sumthin else...* His stomach being full, and some skanks on his arms. He's all set to ring in the new year in his leopard-skin pimp jacket and red-orange leather suit that matches his hair. Ick.

And I think I'm gonna go.... somewhere other than Hawaii for New Year's. Lol. Happy New Year Everybody!May Y2K be filled with prosperity and happiness in everything you do. =0) Lataz!

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