Announcer: Today on Jerry Springer. ::Shows clips from BSB's 1998concert
tour and clips from the ALAYLM Video:: Remember those Backstreet Boysfrom
the 1990s? Ever Wonder where they are now? Jerry has the answer..NEXT!!
::Theme plays::
Jerry: Hello everybody and welcome to the show. 10 years ago, a popular singing group called the Backstreet Boys hit America by storm. Here'ssome clips of them.
::Shows clips of the boys in concert, and theirvideos.::
Yes, there they were. Exactly where are they now? Well, we have the answer.
Here's Nick Carter, the youngest of the Backstreet Boys.
::Nick comes out, looking exactly like he did 10 years ago. Suddenly a group
of women in their 30's with "Nick" written across their foreheads stand up and
scream.
Nick blows them a kiss and sits down while a few of themcollapse::
Jerry: Well, welcome Nick. How have you been?
Nick: Well currently, I resign in Florida.
Jerry: ...Resign?
::Nick Thinks for a moment::
Nick: I mean reside. Anyways, I'm currently a model.
Jerry: Well, it seems as though you're doing just fine. Let's bring out
another Backstreet Boy, AJ McLean.
::Crowd claps but all of the sudden stops when they see AJ come out. He has
long rainbow colored hair, 50 piercings, covered in tattoos, and iswearing a
fur coat along with many gold chains and rings. He sits down next to Nick::
Jerry: Welcome to the show.
AJ: Whas Up, Jerry?
Jerry: Very interesting wardrobe AJ. So, what have you been doing, AJ?
AJ: Well, I currently own a dance club.
Nick: He's a pimp. ::Crowd gasps::
AJ: Shut the beep up you pansy.
Nick: I'm not a pansy...::pouts::
Jerry: Ok....well, let's bring out another backstreet boy, Brian Littrell.
::Brian comes out with a long blonde wig on, a tight posh spice guccidress,
and high heels. The crowd gasps::
Jerry: Well...Is it Mr. or Miss. Littrell?
Brian: Mrs., and it's Mrs. Carter. He's my boyfriend.
::crowd gasp again and the remaining women with "Nick" written across their
forehead collapse:
:
Jerry: This story just gets more and more interesting... Well, we might as
well bring out the other two. Please welcome Howie D and Kevin Richardson.
::The two come out. Howie comes out with boots that have 6 inch heels and
Kevin....hasn't changed. The two sit down next to Brian::
Jerry: Welcome to the show. Nice boots Howie.
Howie: Thanks ::winks::
Jerry: So, what have you two been up to?
Kevin: He's my cousin.
Jerry: ....What?
Kevin: He's my cousin.
Jerry: Ok....nice occupation you have there Kevin...and you, Howie?
Howie: Well, I work at AJ's dance club.
Brian: Yeah, as AJ's personal dancer tehe..
Howie: Shut the beep up you little beep!
Kevin: He's my cousin.
Brian: Who the hell are you calling a beep you BEEEPP!!
::The two start beating the crap out of each other until the securityguards
pull them apart::
AJ:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
::crowd gasps::
Jerry: ....Very interesting AJ. I think that was the longest beep inthe
history of the Jerry Springer show...
Nick: hehe, what a beep
AJ: What the beep did you just call me?
Nick: You heard me! ::pulls off AJ's wig revealing AJ's shiny baldhead::
That's for burning my favorite comic book!!! ::Crowd once again gasps::
AJ: Why you little beepity beep!! ::strangles Nick to the ground and they
start beating the crap out of each other until the security guards break them
up as well.:: ::Theme plays:: ::All of the boys are sitting away from each other now. AJ's wig iscrooked
and he has a black eye and he has a few piercings ripped out by Nickso now
he's bleeding.... Nick's hair is all frazzled and he has a cut on hisface.
Brian lost a heel, his makeup is smeared and his wig is crooked aswell.
Howie's shirt is ripped(hehe..) and he also has a black eye. WhileKevin is
peachy keen....:: Well...we have another guest on the show.. Take a look at this
:::Shows clips of Aaron singing "Crush on you"::
Please welcome, the BackstreetBaby,
Aaron Carter! ::Lights dim and the music to "Crush on you" startsplaying. Then a Nick Clone(Aaron) comes out singing "Crush on you". The crowdstarts
screaming while AJ is holding Nick back. Aaron sings one verse of"Crush on
you" and sits down next to AJ:: Jerry: Welcome to the show Aaron. Why aren't you sitting next to your brother? Aaron: Because he's a pansy. He's jealous of my success. ::Nick lunges toward Aaron and they scrap it up. The security guardsbreakit
up while the crowd chants the usual "Jerry!" over and over again likeidiots:: Nick: You little piece of beep! Aaron: If I'm a little piece of beep you're a bigger piece of beep!::The two go at it again. Crowd is still chanting "Jerry!" like a damnbroken
record. They're broken up again.:: Jerry: Well, let's get on with the show. Kevin: Out the dizzo. Jerry: ...What? Kevin: Out the dizzo. Jerry: Alright Kevin...whatever you say. So Nick, you had somethingto tell
Brian? Nick: Yes.
::faces Brian::
Brian... I'm married. ::Crowd gasps. The group of women with "Nick" written on theirforeheads all
wake up at the word "married":: Brian: WHAT????
::strangles Nick, until the security guards pull himoff of
Nick:: Jerry: Please welcome, Nick's wife, Nen to the show.
::Nen comes on the stage and hugs and kisses Nick and they both sitdown.
Brian lunges toward Nen but the security guard holds him back:: Brian: You little beep!! He's my man you beepity beep! Jerry: What a surprise, there's more to the story....
Everyone on stage except for Nick and Kevin(who's just sittinthere...): WHAT??? Jerry: Please welcome Nick's 3 other wifes Latisha, moesha, and latifa
::The three come out and tower over Nick:: Wife #1: THREE other wives? What the beep am I? Nick: Ummm, I can explain this..... AJ: The boy's been gettin' busy, HAHA!! Nen: Better explain fast, boy. Nick: um... "To all the girls out there, you're mine girlfriend"?
haha....ha...um..
::They still glare at him:: Nick: um....Saint Patrick shot me in the butt too many times? Nick: I might be a moron....but I'm a cute moron....
::silence:: Wife #3: he's got a point... Brian: i have a confession, i have been cheating on u with aaron!!
::Crowd Gasps:: Aaron: The hell you did! Only in your dreams beep!
::Brian lunges at Aaron but it only backfires because Aaron startsbeatingthe
crap out of Brian. Nick's four wives start to beat the crap out of eachother
as well as the women with "Nick" written accross their foreheads. While Nick,
AJ, and Howie go at it and Kevin is still just sitting there.:: ::Jerry faces the camera for his final thought::
Jerry: Well, there you have it folks...
::Gets hit in the head with Howie's boot and passes out. The crowd continues like mindless idiots chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!". Kevin comes up to the camera. He looks over his
shoulder, then faces the camera again. Kevin: Hey, I got my own show, what's up?
::Fighting continues in the background:: THE END
,P>Jerry: Welcome back. Today we're talking with the Backstreet...
::interupted by rustling on stage. Howie threw his chair at Brian. The securityguards
break them up again while the crowd chants "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"::
,P>Wife #2: It's Saint Valentine you moron! Why the hell do you think they call
it "Valentines Day"???
