These are some of the real ads found in papers and boards found in the

Eastern Europe.

Read on!!

 

§        Illiterate? Write today for free help.

 

§        Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

 

§        Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.

 

§        Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of children.

 

§        Stock up and save. Limit: one.

 

§        Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

 

§        3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

 

§        Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

 

§        Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

 

§        For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

 

§        We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

 

§        Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

 

§        Vacation special: have your home exterminated.

 

§        Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

 

§        Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

 

§        Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.

 

§        Christmas tag sale: Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

 

§        Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

 

§        Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

 

§        Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

 

§        Wanted: Widower with school age children requires person assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

 

§        And now, the Superstore –

§        Unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

 

§        We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.