More? Miscellaneous Phil Hendrie Guests
Here are more biographies of one time guests on the Phil Hendrie Show. While they may have only appeared on the show once, they made an indelible mark on the listeners.
Clara Bingham
Clara Bingham is the principal at the Joyful Union Congregation Christian Middle School. She spoke about a crisis at the school. Several students had been surfing the web and found some pages on DNA, cloning and dead tissue revival. This gave her great cause for concern as it is not in keeping with the teachings of the school. Two students were suspended for bringing a video tape of the movie Frankenstein to school. Some students were agitated after dooing some experiments at home. All of this violates the Creator. As Clara said what if students start putting bolts in people's necks??
Clara Bingham is upset with the new Harry Potter novel. She believes the Harry Potter book is a
religious book (it teaches how to sacrifice a unicorn), has an intent to teach black magic, encourages black on black crime, encourages voodoo, and
is a violation on the separation of church and state. As with every time Clara is on, the callers gave her an earful about her crazy ideas.
Clara also has gotten very involved with some men on the Internet. She says that these men on the Net are very special strong men. Further discussion indicated that Clara likes the S&M types she has found on the Internet. Her favorite is a man called Xcitor. She has known him on line for over six months and she yearns to crawl across his basement with a ball gag in the mouth. She must pass a test first. The test was to send Xcitor her social security number. Clara indicated that men who kill women they meet on the Internet are justified because the women probably deserved it for failing these men. Calls were fast and furious.
Father Dwayne Poppick
Father Dwayne Poppick is a Catholic priest who called in to the show with information on the maritime laws regarding death at sea. He was on a charter fishing trip to Monterey Bay when one of the guys in the aft part of the boat caught and brought on deck a live tiger shark! The shark proceeded to attack the guy unbeknownst to everyone else on board. Poppick's friend Steve discovered the problem when he went back for a beer and could only find the guy's arm left as the shark had eaten most of the poor guy! Because they were in international waters without any refrigeration system, Father said a few words and they dropped the arm overboard followed by the shark where the rest of the guy was. Many callers pointed out the illegality of all that was done. Poppick argued that it was legal if the ship had no cold storage capability.
Father Poppick was known to be a heavy drinker and unfortunately he was killed one evening driving off a cliff while intoxicated. Rumor has it that David G. Hall, Vice President for Syndication may have had a role in his death but that has never been proven!
Art Griego
Art Griego is a private pilot who recently ran afowl authorities while flying over Lake Elsinore, CA. While he and his son vectored out of Santa Monica Airport and were flying over Lake Elsinore, they came across a flock of Canadian snow geese flying at 2000 feet also. Geese are a real danger to pilots of Cessna 172's. Therefore, Art gave his son a 12 gage shotgun and had him shoot the geese out of the airplane window. When they landed, authorities cited his son for illegal use of a gun in air. Art felt this was wrong because those geese woke up that morning with the intent to hurt Art and his son. They were just defending themselves. As Art says, "I am the Lord of my Airspace!" Besides the gun, Art also uses a crickett bat to whack birds in the air. One can imagine how the national audience felt about old Art and his ideas.
Art went to New Mexico during the recent fires to see what was really going on. He had a hard time getting any information which only gave him greater concerns. The fire was being fought with helicopters not fixed wing. He saw no dalmation dogs on any of the fire trucks. And further none of the firemen were wearing yellow helmets. Art felt clearly something was very suspicious. It had to be some kind of government conspiracy.
Griego called in to talk about the John F. Kennedy Jr. Plane crash. The NTSB ruled it pilot error but Art says, "Do the math - he was flying with two women, who most probably started in as soon as the plane got off the ground, he's lucky he made it as far as it did". He figures JFK Jr. was subjected to haranguing, talking and incessant back seat driving. Had there been a mother-in-law on board, Art thinks JFK would
have brought it down nose-first into a Jungle-Jim.
Dave Oliva
Dave Oliva is the lead vocalist with the LA band, The Boys R Back. The band is very similar to the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and 98 Degrees. In fact they are so similar that they basically take their songs and change it ever so slightly as many listeners pointed out. Their new CD is coming out in the fall calle The Boys R Back - Chapter One. The band consists of Troy Powers and Chewy Valdoza and Dave Oliva and one other guy. Phil previewed some of their songs on the air like "Do It your Way, "Cash Rebate" and other songs. The song previews only indicated that they had changed the songs of other boy bands for the worse!
Nick Carsdale
Nick Carsdale is an aspiring actor or accomplished actor on the verge of greatness, depending on if you believe Nick himself. He is very affected by himself, as many of Phil's guests are. He told Phil how disturbing autograph seekers are to actors and actresses. He has important things to do and fans only disturb him. Unfortunately, Nick says actors have an aura about them (that normal people do not have) that causes people to instantly recognize actors. He says a lot of that has to do with an actor's posture. A more pompous ass has not graced Phil's show.
Mavis Gardner
Mavis Gardner belongs to an organization called "Celebrate Life" which urges people to not get animals spayed and neutered. Doing so, according to Mavis, is the same as taking away life. Mavis' views expanded as the show went on. She spoke about being able to use animals to help people such as being skinned for their fur. One appalled caller was quite shocked and became even more shocked when Mavis suggested that the caller's dog along with two more dogs could make a nice fur coat for a homeless person.
Tony Neal
Tony Neal, a film producer, is on to talk about the Oscars. Tony thinks we have been mistreating the Al Quaeda detainees from Guantanamo Bay, and wants to bring 10 of the Al Quaeda detainees from Guantanamo Bay, sit them in the front row and have the presenters (Russell Crowe, for example) to bow to the detainees and say "Accept our hospitality and we apologize". Tony also wants Liza Minnelli to do a dance bit with the Al Quaeda and for the finale of the Oscars, to have the detainees pick the best picture of the year!
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