Chris Norton is a 28 year old Redondo Beach CA pharmaceutical salesman who also runs a mobile DJ business. He truly believes that he is God's gift to women since he "is extremely good-looking". Chris says that women just can't keep their hands off of him.
Chris is an aspiring adult film producer. Chris proudly says that he has the largest adult video collection in the West Coast.
Chris has started a new video production company called "Huge Productions" which produces porno films. He has a great idea to do a film in Columbine to help begin the healing. The movie will be filmed right on campus and will be called Columbone. Chris feels by filming a porno film right where kids had been blown away will heal the wounds by sowing real love there. Even porno lovers gave Chris an earful!
Chris also loves web sites of naked mature women although that desire has got him in trouble. He was recently run out of a cyber cafe for accessing these type of sites while at the public net cafe. What upset Chris more than getting kicked out of the cafe was the fact they did not give him his money back.
Chris was on Phil's show about marrying foreigners for US entry purposes since Chris had been asked to marry the sister of a British friend of his. Chris was willing but felt he was due marital rights since he had to remain married for three years. But Chris did not feel he had to inform her of those beliefs in advance. Both Phil and the callers gave Chris an earful but then that is par for the course any time Chris is on the show.
Chris Norton reported on the 2000 Erotica LA Adult Entertainment Convention. He had a hard time getting in even though he had a press pass (which was really one of Phil's cards). Chris was upset that many of the women there "didn't want it" - Chris was wearing yellow mesh tank top, black leather pants, Tony Loma soft leather boots, Oakley mirrored shades, shoeshine hair, tongue stud for oral sex, dyna stud in his nose - "I looked hot". Chris eventually got lucky later in the day with a woman in her 40's.
Recently Chris lost his job at the pharmaceutical company he was a salesman at. He had been there three months when his boss fired him. Chris was at a loss as to why he was fired. He was making $6,000 a month and had brought in over $3,000 worth of sales in those three months. Most salesmen who called in told Chris that his sales results alone could be good reason to terminate him. Then Chris talked about a party at his boss' house. He walked upstairs to make a personal call on his boss' phone in the boss' bedroom. The boss' wife walked in from the shower with just a towel wrap. According to Chris she was turned on and Chris took advantage of that. Of course the boss found out. Chris was also hitting on the women at work or as Chris put it they were hitting on him. It was obvious to all the callers that Chris is one piece of work.
Chris really convinced listeners of what a gem he was when he got mad at his girlfriend for breaking a date to take care of her sick mother. It broke Chris' record of eight years of straight Friday night dates. Chris says that the record is due to his "sessuality". That his girlfriend who wasn't really that good looking anyway was wrong to break that record for him.
Chris was recently arrested at the local mall when he was found posing nude in a strip mall photo booth. He was taking some publicity shots for his new web site. As he took off his clothes in the curtained booth in the center of the mall, he got turned on with himself and had to spank the monkey. The callers could not believe this guy.
Chris also wants to be the testor for possible girls for the new TV show Temptation Island. Typical Norton idea.
Chris Norton has come up with a line of clothing called "Hot Ware" that helps women get their clothing off quicker. Men don't want to see a slow strip tease from their wives/girlfriends - men can see better at Deja-Vu, etc. The clothing has a lot of Velcro breakaway products, including Capri pants, halter-tops and business suits for women. They also have a skirt so tight you can't wear underwear. Chris says, "Women in business suits look all demure and polite and whatnot but underneath that they can be very whorelike, and that can be very sesy". They also have crotchless panties, which are basically a band around the waist - they're assless as well! Chris also says, "If a woman goes to a bar, she wants it fast and hard; our clothes help achieve this." --Classic Norton!
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