My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step you might hurt your bum
And that's not very fun
To fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish
Swedish, Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battle ship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
And shoot poo all over the place, poo poo
And that isn't very fun
When you shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone
1, 2, 3, 4
My bum is all alone
(repeat 11 x)
Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off)
I need the poo off my bum
I gotta get the poo off my bum (poo poo)
I wanna hear the cannon
No, let me hear the cannon
No, no, no, no not the loon
Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone
I wanna hear the cannon>
I wanna hear the cannon
I wanna hear the cannon, not the loon
Yeah, the cannon
Now get the poo off my bum
I want the poo poo off my, my bum bum
Can I hear the loon again please?
