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The Wrestlers of TCW



Height:5'10''
Weight:150lbs
Finisher:Moonsault, 450, 7 year itch
Titles held: Heavyweight,tag, intercontinental, hardcore
Current title holder:none
Music:Pantera-Walk
Bio: The Owner and Founder of TCW. This flipping machine is unstoppable when it comes to flipping. He can also match up to sizeable opponents. He is a fearless wrestler who is respected in the TCW. He is often found doing splashes off the top of ladders, houses, or anything else high enough.


Height: 6'2''
Weight: 169lbs
Finisher: Chris Cold Special, Gorilla press, Spear
Titles held: Heavyweight, Tag, hardcore
Current title holder: None
Music: Coal Chamber, Big Truck
Bio: The second holder of the TCW Championship, and probably the most feared wrestler in TCW. He has been known to leave TCW and come back when no one expects it, and he's buff enough to do that whenever he wants.


Height:5'10''
Weight: 150lbs
Finisher: Scrambler, eggbomb
Titles held: US Title, tag, hardcore
Current title holder:tag
Music: Green Jelly-Misadventures of Shitman,Korn-Beg For Me
Bio: This man of egg has broken a lot of new ground, but still has not held the TCW Championship, or much else for that matter. Eggroll is probably the most unappreciated and improved wrestler in sports entertainment today.

The Evil Eggroll

Height:5'10''
Weight: 150lbs
Finisher: The Evil Scrambler, The Evil Raptor Charge
Titles held: US Title, tag, hardcore
Current title holder:tag
Music: I Like To Move It, Real 2 Real
Bio: All the 16 years of Eggroll's life have scarred him leading him to become an agent of evil. Now this Evil form of Eggroll seeks destruction ever so evily upon his opponent. His torment and anger will inflict evil major pain on his non evil opponent ever so evily.It is unknown why the evil one does the raptor charge, but it is so evil it can hurt. The Scrambler has become evil in every way, so he now calls it the Evil Scrambler. This man of evil is as evil as they come. Every other man is only quasi evil, the diet coke of evil. Only one calorie, not quite evil enough. "I killed the other eggroll. He was a wuss with a booboo on his arm." For unknown reasons he likes to back that thing up, evily. Just don't get in his evil way.


Height:5'10''
Weight:155lbs
Finisher:The Rock Bottom, people's elbow
Titles held:Hardcore, intercontinental
Current title holder:none
Music: It doesn't matter what my music is!!!
Bio: The Great one, sort of. He looks like The Rock, he sounds like The Rock, his eyebrow looks like The Rock's, even his fake sideburns look like the Rock's. Now if he could gain 100lbs of muscle he would be The Rock.


Height:5'8''
Weight:125lbs
Finisher:360 piledriver
Titles held:Hardcore, US, intercontinental, tag
Current title holder:US
Music: S.O.D.-Shenanigans
Bio: He may be a little slow but he can get the job done. He is a hardcore wrestler who has been through many predicaments. He's been thrown through a fence, into a canal, hit by a Toyota, flung through windows, and is still a strong force in the TCW. Plus he has a big spiky mohawk.


Height:5'10''
Weight:155lbs
Finisher:The Spaz out
Titles held:Hardcore, intercontinental, heavyweight, tag
Current title holder:heavyweight
Music: Pantera-Fucking Hostile
Bio: The most harcore/insane guy in TCW. Spaz has done it all. Hes been in every kind of match TCW has thought of. He is a crazy, fearless man who doesn't care what happens to him as long as he can take the victory.



Height:5'7''
Weight:124lbs
Finisher:Buttlock, monkey breaker, DDT
Titles held:US, womens, tag, super heavy weight
Current title holder:Super heavy weight
Music: Slipknot-Spit it Out
Bio: This little man is often weak, disgusting, and very odd. But when he's angry make some space for this mad man because he will do ANYTHING he can to win. And that includes beat you with his "monkey prodder", or apply the devastating butt lock.


Height:5'9''
Weight:125lbs
Finisher:The Famasser
Titles held:Intercontinental, tag, hardcore
Current title holder:none
Music: System of a Down-Swuit Pee
Bio: One of the smaller guys in TCW. But what he lacks in size he makes up for in cross dressing. But don't underestimate this guy, it takes a lot to put this man down. He's one of the most hardcore crossdressers you'll ever see. He's also very wiry and hard to catch, which he says is because he "masturbates profusely".


Height:5'10''
Weight:340lbs
Finisher:The Herpes Bomb, the pancake splash
Titles held:tag, intercontinental
Current title holder:none
Music: Green Jelly-Cow God
Bio: This man is pure beefcake. The one, the only Cow is a huge gun here in the TCW. He makes a big impact especially when he does a splash. He can take it to anyone. You had better watch out for this guy, because even if you do beat him there's a good chance he'll fall on you.


Height: 5'11
Weight: 165lbs
Finisher: Super neck breaker, inverted TKO, bashing his own head on a metal turnbuckle
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: Coal Chamber-Loco
Bio: Part announcer, part Devil of the Penguins. Most of the time he's in the Navy, but the rest of the time he's in TCW. He's often found falling into turnbuckles, piercing his tongue, or busting guys eyebrows open with headbuts.


Height: 5'6"
Weight: 125
Mohawk: Definately
Finisher: Curb Stomp, Diminished Stunner
Titles held: Heavyweight, hardcore
Current title holder: Hardcore
Music: S.O.D.-Sergeant 'D'& the SOD
Bio: You might have noticed Sergeant D when he was a guess ref for a ppv. He is back in the ring but now as a ruthless hardcore wrestler.


Height: 6'3''
Weight: 225lbs
Finisher: Ogre toe stomp, fat ass leg drop
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Bio: This big man from "Britain", as he says, otherwise known as Waterford, is going to be a big force in TCW. He's got a lot of size and strength, but he lacks in the speed department. But with his fat ass leg drop and ogre toe stomp he can beat almost anyone.


Height: 6'6"
Weight: 295lbs
Finisher: Top rope powerbomb, military press over the top rope
Titles held: Tag
Current title holder: none
Music: Fear Factory-Messiah
Bio: This guy isn't just a beast, he's a freaking super beast. His shoe is bigger than Monkey Man Kawolski. He is easily the tallest guy ever in TCW. There's a good chance that this new comer could go straight to the top.


Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145lbs
Finisher: The Cum shot, top rope 360 leg drop
Titles held: Intercontinental, U.S.
Current title holder: None
Music:Rage Against the Machine-Bulls on Parade
Bio: He might be short, but he shouldn't be underestimated. What he lacks in experience he makes up in style and technique. And if he catches you offgaurd he'll release the top rope cum shot on you (A pentagram splash). He is also the top TVL goalie, and wants all the ladies to know that he's available. (Maybe that's because he plays soccer)


Height: 6'3"
Weight: 335lbs
Finisher: Too many to count. But he pretty much just throws people around with his gorilla strenght until its over.
Titles held: Mexican Title, intercontinental
Current title holder: Intercontinental
Music: Insane Clown Posse-Bitches
Bio: This man is a jungle pimp if i've ever seen one. And don't laugh at his dancing or he'll beat you to death. This is definately a guy you don't want to piss off. And don't touch his banana. He doesn't have much stamina, but none of his matches last long anyway.


Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200lbs
Finisher: Stunner
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: Grip Inc-Isolation
Bio: Probably not the brightest guy in TCW. He's a close second to A.D.D. Dave. But he's pretty big. And he's good at falling over the top rope while talking to the camera.


Height: 5'10"
Weight: 140lbs
Finisher: Try not to lose to bad, the Bionic Punch
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: Ramstein-Engel
Bio: One of the youngest people in TCW, and has never won a match. He probably won't ever win one either, he will die without winning. His only move close to a finisher is the bionic punch, which has no effect on anyone. He even loses to MMK. And he's a substitute ref.

Mung
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 152lbs
Finisher: The Munction
Titles held: US, Intercontinental
Current title holder: none
Music: Machine Head-From This Day
Bio: He's lanky and has an eyebrow ring, what more could you ask for. He's also the tag team partner of Makos.


Height: 5'7"
Weight: 153lbs
Finisher: The Burrito Bomb (falcon arrow)
Titles held: US title, Mexican
Current title holder: none
Music: Puya-Fake
Bio: Fresh from Mexico to you. This shoot fighting Spaniard is one tough hombre. He's known for running straight into the ring and attacking you immediatly. Even if he's not in the match you'll here him call "Don't try to keep me out of this match, I'll jump right over that border and come in", and before you know it you've got a three way dance. And he usually wins them. He won the US title in his debut performance. This is one guy to look out for, especially now that he is the leader of the Border Jumpers.


Height: 5'9"
Weight: 189lbs
Finisher: The stagehand slam
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: He can't afford music on a stagehands pay, but he rents Coal Chamber-Pig
Bio: He might hit you with his monkey wrench, but if you can take that from him he's got nothing but a bell and spoon.

Matt the Pissed Off Camera Man

Height: 5'11''
Weight: 185
Finisher: Get really pissed off and stuff.
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: The Deftones-Head Up.
Bio: He just doesn't care. He is always pissed off. He is pissed off as he records, pissed off as he watches, and super pissed when he is not doing anything. This man is just pissed off.And when he gets to his pissed off limit, he jumps in the ring and takes out his aggression on innocent bystanders. Only to become pissed off again.

Soy Sauce

Height: 5'8''
Weight: 135
Finisher: The Bum Shot (Pull his pants down and run into your face with his bare ass.)
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: Green Jelly-House of Teenage Rage.
Bio: The only guy in TCW that is actually Asian. He puts the Eggroll's Asian-ness to shame. He doesn't know Karate or math, but he will pants himself and run for your face. So watch out.

Me And My Cookie Sheet


Height: 6'2"
Height of Cookie Sheet: 1'
Weight: 275lbs
Weight of Cookie Sheet: 2lbs
Finisher: Hit you with his partner/weapon the Cookie Sheet
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: The Bloodhound Gang-I Hope You Die
Bio: I guess this is a bio of two different wrestlers: Me and My, and Cookie Sheet. But i'm just not sure. He talks to his Cookie Sheet, which has a face, he uses it as a weapon, he hugs it, he tags it in, he even gets beat with it when someone takes it. I just don't know. To tell you the truth it's kinda scary, almost as scary as his dancing.

Jeremy the Parent Oppressed Buff Guy


Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185
Finisher: His parents won't let him have one
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Music: Static-X, Wisconsin Death Trip
Bio: Jeremy isn't allowed to do much by his parents, but he is allowed to get buff and beat ass. He has formed an alliance with Matt the Pissed Off Camera Man to form the longest tag team name ever: Matt and Jeremy the Pissed Off Parent Oppressed Buff Camera Men. He can do that but he can't see a R-rated movie. Go figure.

Border Jumpers 1 and 2


Height: 5'7", 5'10"
Weight: 125lbs, 135lbs
Finisher: Steal the pin then jump the fence and leave
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Bio: The Border Jumpers were an unexpected addition to TCW. During a tag match they hopped the electric fence and jumped into the ring. And after the match they run just as fast back where they came from.

The Professor of Pain


Height: 5'11"
Weight: 225
Finisher: Lift up DDT
Titles held: none
Current title holder: none
Bio: During the day he's a normal everyday high school advanced algebra teacher. But when the weekend comes around he teaches a different kind of lesson. He teaches a lesson in pain.

The Dealer


Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185
Finisher: Burn Out Leg Drop
Titles held: Mexican
Current title holder: Mexican
Bio: He's not just from the wrong side of the tracks, he's actually from the tracks. When he's not supplying people like Sergeant D he's wrestling.