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My Pick On Men Page

Welcome to my Pick On Men Page. This is my page to show men how mean they can be to women(even though we all know how mean us girls can get). LOL But that's not the point. Well here are a couple funny's for you all...

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?

If they all went it would be hell.

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract

How do men define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook-they eat; We clean-they dirty; We iron- they wrinkle.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How is Colonel Sanders (KFC) like the typical male?

All hes concerned with is legs, breats and thighs.

How many men does it take to screw in a,light bulb?

Just one, he waits for the world to revolve around him a few times.

What did God say after creating men?

I can do so much better.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do you with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift to women?

Exchange him

What do you give a man with everything?

A women to show him how to use it.

Whats a mans idea of honesty in a relationship?

Telling you his real name.

How do you get a man to do sit ups?

Put the remote between his toes.

Whats the differnece between Big Foot and and Intellegent man?

Big Foots been spotted several times.

Why do men need instant replay?

Because after 30 sec. they forget.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than women?

Because when they refer to their childhood they're already there.

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