A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several
evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one
night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end. "And lead us not
into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."...
There is truth to this
Thinking of a friend: I think this says it all!
Sometimes, we
think of why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without>>writing a word,
maybe this could explain why:
When you are very busy, but
still want to keep in touch, guess what you do --you forward
jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still
want to keep contact, you forward jokes. When you have
something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how,
You forward jokes. To let you know that:
you are
still remembered,
you are still important,
you are still loved,
you are still cared for,
you are still wanted,
guess what
you get?
A forwarded joke from me.
So dear friend, next
time if you get a joke, don't think that I have sent you just a joke,
but that I have thought of you today and wanted to send you a *S*M*I*L*E*
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
10. You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your email on the way back to bed.
9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com
4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:
1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it to someone.
