Can I have My Gator?

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DId you know
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

Here is a little something for you to read while you are waiting.....
I was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana a couple years back, and I wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the no haggle attitude of one of the shopkeepers, I shouted, ''Maybe I'll just go out and catch my OWN alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!!!

The shopkeeper said, ''By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!''

Determined, I turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching myself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted me standing waist deep in the water, with my shotgun in my hands. About that time, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward me, he shouted at me, but not before I took aim, and killed the creature. He didn't even help me as I struggled to get it hauled up onto the swamp bank, that big lizard was HEAVY!

Laying nearby I had thrown several more of the dead creatures up on the bank.

That shopkeeper just stood there and let me flip that critter over all by myself, just so as I could find that the one I had just shot wasn't wearing shoes either!!!!!