ideas

here are some ideas of mine. many of them are not insightful at all. actually, probably all of them...

Get an old VW Bug. Then paint it pink, and on the side write "Luv Mobile". Cover the inside with shag carpeting, and hang a disco ball from the celing. Take out the back seats and put in half a matress, with a bunch of pillows and stuff.
Instead of voting on political offices, they should be given to whichever politician wins in a no-holds barred, battle royale.
if someone talks for more than three minutes straight without anyone respoinding to them, you should be able to slap them.
you know how you can plug a clock into a potato, and it will run? Well, if you had enough potatoes, couldn't you get enough power to run a car? Or an airplane? I'm telling you, potatoes are the answer to the world's energy problems. Whoever has the potatoes has the power.
tech vests are stupid.
that last "idea" wasn't really an idea, was it?
it seems like a lot of clothing styles that were popular a while ago are coming back. With that in mind, I think that the Gap should start making trendy three-corndered caps, like colonists used to wear. Either that, or the ever popular
I think that's the last of my ideas.
but wait, there's still one space left!
oh, not anymore.