A WEISS ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME….
by  Kaede and Sensuha

This one needs a little explanation. Kaede was surfing a Farfello site 
(http://members.xoom.com/TheMerdecka/Farf/Schuld.html), and she came across 
profiles of the Weiss Boys as lovers/in bed based on the letters of their first names. (That 
specifically can be found at http://members.xoom.com/TheMerdecka/Farf/Farf7.html). 
From an e-mail on WKFF mailing list, she also found similar profiles for S and T… 
anyway, this is Taya and Sayoko reading and discussing the aforementioned profiles. 

Warning: This is by no means explicit, but the nature of the content should be taken into 
consideration. Recommended for those over the age of 14.

Disclaimer: Weiss does not belong to us, and these profiles were used without 
permission, and also do not belong to us.  We are making no money off of any of this.
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"Ken: You are totally fucking marvelous!"
Taya: ::nudges Sayoko: What did I tell you?
Sayoko: Nani??
Taya: Those things don't lie ^.~
Sayoko: I wouldn't know.
Taya: 9.9
Sayoko: What does it say for YOU?
Taya: ... I dunno.
Sayoko: I thought it was done by letter.
Taya: It only had the ones for the guys... wanna know what it says for you? ^.^
Sayoko: If it only has them for guys, how would there be one for me? (...Yes.)
Taya: ~.~  The GUYS.  Ken, Omi, Youji, Aya--it didn't have every letter.
Sayoko: What'd it say for the other guys, then?
Taya: Eeeto, it said... chotto chotto...
" -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual,
and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of 
your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You 
know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love 
life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right 
person to come along."
" -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes 
the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not 
tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, 
and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, 
titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your 
dreams, oftentimes all in your own head."
Sayoko: ::reads:: Damn, that's pretty accurate.
Taya: Aya... "You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You 
mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting 
and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly 
enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not 
obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase 
and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being 
much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising 
these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern."
Sayoko: ::raises eyebrows::
Taya: ^.^;;; Yotan..." You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it 
your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which 
doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and 
spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time 
making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to 
prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your 
performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate."
Taya: And Omi (this one I have no way of checking)..."Omi… You are very interested in 
sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of 
your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have 
extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, 
requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand 
intensity diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions 
turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check." 
Sayoko: >.< There are some things you just don't need to know about Omi.
Taya: And Ken... "just fucking marvelous."  That's all.
Sayoko: You're kidding.
Taya: Nope.  That's all it says.
Sayoko: ::little smile:: 9.9
Taya: Maybe I should test that... 9.9
Sayoko: ::glares:: You *better* not.
Taya: Kidding, kidding.  Really.  (.... 9.9)

(owari omake)