Finally, the play started and she ran out on stage, with a dastardly piece of toilet paper hanging from the bottom of the only shoe she had on! SHe had an oversized Sunny Delight t-shirt on, a half zipped up skirt, and her hair was sticking up like a palm tree! She smiled sheepishly, then tripped over a pencil and fell smack down on her face! D#@* (dang) she screamed. THe audience stared in shock, then burst out laughing! OH, how she wished she could sink right throught he floor right then. "OH, how I wish I could sink right through the floor right now!" And suddenly, suprising her so much that she litarally wet her pants, I mean, partially zipped up skirt, the floor started to open up! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" she screamed. Tumbling, tumbling, tumbling, until she came upon the famous major league baseball player, Shauna Johns, who was also tumbling, tumbling, tumbling. THen, they came upon Rudy Mendez, who was also tumbling, tumbling, tumbling. Then, they came upon Scott Sturzenacks, who was also tumbling, tumbling, tumbling. Then, they came upon...
..."Well, Shauna, I was on the stage of a Broadway theater, and the play had
started too early, and I ran on stage in the various assundry on me now, and
tripped on a pencil and screamed D#@* (dang)..." and you guys know the rest.
"WOw, thats pretty bad," said Shauna. "I was eating an apple in my
backyard when the tree suddenly morphed like in Matrix and swallowed me up!"
"WOw, that's pretty bad," said Rudy. "I was sitting on the toilet when the
devious toilet monster ate me up." "Wow," Scott said. "That's pretty bad. I
was lost in the woods with my sister, Gretel, and an evil witch with a candy
house grabbed me and stuck me in a small prison and stuffed me with more
food than i could stand!" he cried. "Im just so worried about my self-image
now, I just, I just, I just feel tho fat, now. You know?" "YEs, lets all sit
in a circle and share our problems with one another," said Andrea Walking.
"Then we'll sing Jesus Loves Me and Kumbayah..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Chelsea screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed
everyone else. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed the whole world.
"AAAAAAAAAAA..." ....no. THen, JOrdan Sugars with his super superpowers
zooms in with the Match of Doom! "Aha! I have zoomed in with the Match of
Doom!" he cackled with a great cackle. "OH, my hero!" sighed Janice Cha
Cha. "Isn't he dreamy?" said Natalie to Chelsea. "Yeah, honey, whatever you
say...I understand your problems," comforted Chelsea. "Quick, everyone,
exit the area!" said JOrdan Sugars with his super superpowers. "Where do we
exit from the area?" said Christiana Hair. "Well...duh! YOu exit through
the exit door!" he stated. "I detect a hint of sarcasm in your voice," said
LIsa FOng. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Jordan. "Get OUT for the last time,
or I shall strike the Match of Doom on YOU!" he menaced.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Lisa. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Chelsea.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Mickey Lopez. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed
Mikey Slivers, histerically. "AAAAAAAAAAA" screamed...no. "Now, everyone
stay calm," said Jackie comfortingly. SO, everyone ran in an "AAAAAAAAAAA"
sort of panic toward the exit door, and found that it was only a BRICK WALL!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they all screamed.
SO, the crowd kept coming toward him, closer, closer, closer...when,
suddenly, they all landed on soft cushy pillows, for they had been falling
all that time. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, they all laughed hysterically.
"These pillows are really soft!" stated Amanda DeYung hysterically. "These
pillows are very soft!" stated Chelsea Mac hysterically. "These pillows are
completely soft!" stated Laurie Liao hysterically...no. ANd there they
stayed for ever and ever Amen glibly laughing about how soft the pillows
were.
Intro: ...some other odd person who I have no idea why is tumbling,
tumbling, tumbling, with Chelsea, SHauna, Rudy, Scott, and numerous other
people that are just too weird to mention. SO, there they all are, tumbling,
tumbling, tumbling, when Shauna calmly says to Chelsea,"so, Chelsea, the
beautiful actress that likes to be in plays, where were you when the floor
opened up?" ANd thus, the story unfolds for the third time...
INtro: So there they all are, singing Kumbayah (does anyone know how that is
really supposed to be spelled?). Suddenly, someone of an unmentionable name
lets out a deathly SBD, and everybody starts melting where they sit!...
Intro: AFter they all got done screaming like this:...nevermind. They all
turned around and started slowly coming towards Jordan Sugars with his super
superpowers. "YOU! YOu just want to have (NOTE: Allison Morgan had been
huddling in a corner all this time.) Allison all for yourself!" yelled Chris
Gillette Razor Boy accusingly. "Yeah!" the crowd yelled. "NOOOOO! I shall
NEVER succumb to your evil wiles, Chris Gillette Razor Boy! NEVER! Bwa ha ha
ha ha ha ha..." cackled Jordan Sugars with his super superpowers...
Meanwhile, on a little ledge that only two people had found and landed on
while all the rest of those weird peoples had landed on pillows and
chattered on incessantly...
It was NOOOOOTTTT Hector and Chelsea!!!!!
WAAAAASSSSS...Bethany and Shawn! There they were, in a constant Kodak
moment, in blissful making-up, (cross that, its making-out) forever hooked
together by their little pinkie and because Jeremy's hair gel was so sticky,
Lauren's hair was stuck to it like super glue, so they couldn't really get
apart anyways.
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