Justin- This is 'da crunk master himslf, Justin Timberlake! I am 'N Sync! I know all the guys are jealous, but don't let it get you down! You rock, Justin! Thank 'yall!
Joey- i no how to uSE AN COMPUTER! I have a NEAT SCReen saver AND It goes around in circleS AND IT Has pretty c0l0rs!!!!!!1111 YOURE COol joey! #N Sync has got the fluw! Thnk you!
Lance- You are so beautiful!!!!!!!!1 Your eyebrows are plucked to perfection, your skin is clear, and you are adored! :) You go boy! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!1
J.C- Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! LSD! Thank you!
Chris- I hate being in a boy band! I can't believe I am in a group of such dumbasses! I can't believe I thought thousands of girls screaming Justin's name was my calling in life! Thank you!