You know you've watched too many zombie movies when...

• Cemeteries just don't receive the same amount of respect from you as they used to.

• You want to wear your body armor to work, but your boss won't let you.

• You have counted the number of interior doors in your house vs. the number of windows.

• You have memorized the shortest route to every gun store in town.

• You have enough arms & ammo to supply a small country.

• You have an 8' reinforced chain-link perimeter fence (topped with razor wire) installed around your cozy 3-bedroom suburban home. (Much to the displeasure of your neighbors.)

• You try to scare your cat by shambling around with outstretched arms while groaning horribly.

• The kids won't trick or treat at your house any more.

• You never look at your local mall the same again.

• You buy yourself a chainsaw - and you live in an apartment...

• You get a job at the local mall just to learn where all the access tunnels are.

• You can't store anything under your bed because of all the lumber.

• All you ever want to be at Halloween is a zombie.

• You start critiquing Tom Savini's makeup work.

• You splurge and buy yourself a complete suit of Kevlar body armor. The whole time telling yourself "better safe than sorry".

• Your little sister has been hospitalizing three times for poisoning and you still haven't gotten the "zombie powder" recipe figured out.

• You buy a lawn mower small enough that you can lift it easily.

• You'll never eat custard pudding again.

• You make a list entitled "You know you've watched too many zombie movies when..."