Zack Hardwick wins a total of 5.9 million dollars in the lottery along with a free pizza and two tic tacs

On March 24, 2004 in a small town of Trona, California won the lottery on his birthday and will recieve the entire 5.9 million dollars. Strangely enough he also won a free extra large New York pizza and two tic tacs. When we asked him what he was planning on doing with his great rewards and he said "I'm gonna give the tic tacs to charity. Someone that's poor has bad breath.

Michael Jordan is still celebrating his succesful passing of schools detention record.

Ninth Grader Michael Jordan of Trona High School is now on his second week of celebration for successfully passing the all time high school detention record. With a complete year of detention every day Michael Jordan blew the old record comletely out of the water. We asked him how he felt about this honor and he replied "I am tired of this s***. This is the second time i have been asked about this stupid subject."

New Cult found in Trona
We have reports of a suicide cult has been forming in the northern Mojave desert, in a small plant town called Trona. The leader of this cult's name is Sara Epperly. She has inlisted some other leaders such as Matt Gamble, Lindsey Haughton, Zack Hardwick, and Crystal Hardison. They make unsuspecting victims to give up there life and possesions to an imaginary holy ground squirl. then they offer them a special kool aid and cookies. Chemical analysis shows that there is urine in the kool aid and strict 9 in the cookies.

2003 Graduation almost here!!!

Senior class of 2003 at Trona High School are getting excited that the end is near. June 6 will be their graduation day and they can't wait for it to come. Most of the class has decided that after they finish with high school they will join the military. Around 75% of the class will be inlisting with the United States Navy. Myself being one of them.

Little Ceasers is giving away more free pizza!!!!
For the next year and a half Little Ceasers will be giving away freee pizzas everyday. The idea was first brought up by one of the nightshift workers, a local named Michael Jordan, who thought it would be a good idea to give out free pizza. He then flew to Little Ceasers HQ to give his idea to the owner of the company. The owner loved the idea so much that he gave Michael the company and all other possesions he owned including 69' corvette, 67' shelby mustang gt 500, 62' ford mustang mach 1, 2-story mansion fully loaded for a teens needs, 400 ex honda quad, Honda shadow, 4 linear jet. He has also used his great fortune to purchase the entire hawaiian chain. He purchased Midevil Times and then handed down the franchise to his friend Zackery Hardwick. He has also taken full ownership of the Oakland Raiders. His new political influence he has legalized prostitution and maraijuana. He has taken leadership in these two new companies.