"Ouch! You have a hard fist!"

"You have a mouth so filled with plaque it makes me weak in the knees!"

"Are you an overdue library book? You have 'fine' written all over you."

"If you were in my nose, I'd pick you."

"I lost my number. Can I have your's?"

"Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Did you just fart? 'Cuz you blew me away!"

"Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things: me!"

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's you'd be McGorgeous."

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz you're the only ten I see!"

"Do you have a map? 'Cuz I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a surgeon? 'Cause you just took my heart away!"

"My pick-up line was published on the internet. Want to hear it?"

"Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?"

"Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"Hi, I'm Mr.(Ms.)Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"Didn't I always used to pull on your ponytail in grammar school?"

"Wasn't it you who pinched me in the third grade?"

"Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in wrong?"

"The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me."

and since cj says i should have a nice one...
"Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."