The Memories

• Ozzy falling back in his chair.
• Ozzy stuck on the weather channel.
• Ozzy tried to hide Jacks knife, and he puts it under a bowl of bananas.
• Minnie attacking Kelly.
• Ozzy repeats the singing James Brown doll over and over and dances to it.
• Ozzy pretending to swim in the pool with no water.
• When Ozzy puts Minnie up to his face and starts singing to her.
• Sharon letting Minnie lick her tongue.
• Lola crapping on the new carpet.
• Sharon crashing Kelly’s Benz.
• When the houseguest Dill burns the griddle.
• Sharon throwing a ham over the neighbors yard.
• Sharon flinging a sock at Jack’s face.
• Ozzy chasing the cat and repeatedly yelling "Sharon!"
• Kelly imitating Christina Aguilera at the dinner table in the middle of christmas dinner. (from Jhalacy)
• When Jack got Lola back and they swim in the pool together and then Lola walks out of the pool then immediatley throws up. (from Jhalacy)
• Kelly loosing her dad's credit card. (from Rrolston)
• Ozzy trying to open his Best Of Chris Farley DVD. Then, he couldn't figure out how to start the DVD.
• Ozzy slicing a piece of ham. "I'm a professional." Then Ozzy gives the camera a freaky smile.
• I'm also fond of when Ozzy said he wouldn't do that concert & five seconds - tv time - he was doing that concert. (from tapanga)
• Another thing I like is when Sharon & Kelly go shopping & the car's full & Ozzys sees it all, Sharron says 'Ozzy, it's for your bathroom. (from tapanga)
• The final thing I like is when Sharron tries to make him where the kacket with the bat wings & Ozzy refuses. (from tapanga)

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